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Old Aug 9th, 2011, 11:48 AM       
parmesan goldfish. mmmmmm
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Old Aug 10th, 2011, 07:07 PM       
Chocolate milkshake for the first time in yeeeears.
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 01:34 AM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 12:35 PM       
Raspberry pop tarts yeaaaah such a nutritious breakfast.
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 06:33 PM       
I had a turkey "hot shot" (turkey on bread with mashed potatoes on the side, covered in gravy). I'm supposed to eat bland food and it's the blandest thing I could find on the menu. It was pretty gross. I just ate the turkey.
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Old Aug 15th, 2011, 01:13 PM       
chicken-flavored maruchan ramen and brisk lemon iced tea.
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Old Aug 15th, 2011, 09:02 PM       
I had a sandwich at Friday's. It had some sort of whiskey sauce on it. It was good, but I spilled it on my shirt. Then I smelled like that sauce all day because I couldn't get all of it eradicated.

Then I saw someone I haven't seen in months, and he got to see me looking like a slob with drips of sauce down my shirt that were still wet from me trying to scrub them out. Also, I smelled like whiskey barbecue sauce. 100% class.
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Old Aug 15th, 2011, 09:30 PM       
I usually stick to 1500 calories or less a day, but one day out of the week I'll eat myself something tasty.

I made a frito pie and ate that with a dr pepper followed up with a snickers bar.
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Old Aug 15th, 2011, 09:50 PM       
Five tacos from the Bell. I think I'm gonna die.
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Old Aug 15th, 2011, 09:53 PM       
When I was a little guy, like 9 or 10, I used to eat 3 burritos and 3 tacos from taco bell all the time. I was the skinniest little kid too. I've never been able to eat as much as when I was a kid.
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Old Aug 15th, 2011, 09:55 PM       
Things from Taco Bell are 'food' in name alone.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 01:31 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 02:20 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 02:21 AM       
aw man I just took some pills too maaaan
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 08:38 PM       


"Fried Coke" at a fair.

All it is, is funnel cake batter with coke syrup in it. They make it like a normal funnel cake, flip it around in a ridiculous amount of cinnamon sugar, pour more coke syrup over top, and finish it off with a big gob of whipped cream and cherries. It was ok, I guess, as funnel cakes go. I hate greasy stuff so I don't think I could do this more often than once a year. It was hard to eat because it was so sticky and sugary...the ones I'd seen before were like donut holes, and that's what I thought I was getting.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 08:49 PM       
The only thing I'll eat at the fairs are turkey legs or corn on the cob. I'll usually have one in each hand.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:14 PM       
For breakfast I am having Hamburger Helper with Jimmy Dean pork substituted for the hamburger and a freezer pop.

PS: Kitsa that thing looks gross but good you know what I mean?
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 09:33 PM       
I just had the worst hamburger ever. I took one bite of it and threw it down in disgust. Then I threw up in disgust.
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 09:39 PM       
I went to this creepy place called Buffalo Jack's. It's old and dark, and there are all these taxidermy animals looking down at you reproachfully while you eat.

I ordered a turkey club sandwich and the turkey actually had shards of bone in it. Bone and hair in food are really nasty. Also, the fries were still frozen.

I shall take my business elsewhere.
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Old Aug 28th, 2011, 06:24 PM       
Grilled cheese and fries from Five Guys.
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Old Aug 28th, 2011, 11:37 PM       
doubleshot and a caramello bar.

I have eaten very unhealthily this weekend.
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Old Aug 29th, 2011, 03:21 PM       
2 hot dogs, chicken noodle soup and 4 chocolate chip granola bars
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Old Aug 29th, 2011, 03:34 PM       
Sounds like a good dumpster day.
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Old Aug 29th, 2011, 03:36 PM       
it's actually more like food from a day program
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