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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 08:48 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 08:49 PM       
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November I was congested and fatigued. December I was congested and fatigued. January I was congested and fatigued. Yesterday I threw up. Today I threw up. Who knows what Feburuary will hold? :D
That sounds terrible
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 08:49 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 09:09 PM       
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So Monday night I had a sore throat and a cough.

Tuesday I had a fever, sore throat, mild fatigue, no cough.

Wednesday I had a sore throat, cough, no fever, no fatigue.

Today I have fatigue, sinus congestion, no fever, no sore throat, no cough.

Anybody want to guess what the fuck I've got? Please (doctors are for wimps)

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You have fatigue because your body has been fighting a bad virus and is worn the shit out. Sounds like you are on the verge of getting better. Have some hot chocolate and pull one off to your favorite porn.
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 09:17 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 09:22 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 10:24 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 10:33 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 10:44 PM       
That would probably be the greatest person to ever post here, besides Samboid.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 05:52 AM       
mlihouse it is probably the dreaded lurgy
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 05:58 AM       
day 1-approximately 21: i have a runny nose
day 22: i wake up with a sorethroat, figure i should stay home so i can get some stuff done (and stay away from jerks); sorethroat gradually turns into "wheeze wheeze wtf i cant breath very well"
day 23: i call my work @ 4am cause i can't get to sleep with all the coughing (is it replicating pods, no at least i hope not); fall back asleep until 9 and then go get coughdrops and nyquil and the type of tylenol sinus they make meth outta; am awake until ~ 5pm and then do not wake back up permanently until 2 am
day 24: probably will call off work again
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 01:05 PM       
I think achewood is all right, but I regularly read about 4 comics that are way better.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 01:09 PM       
speaking of which



this hit a little too close to home for me :'<
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 01:14 PM       
What's Achewood?
I'm too lazy to google it and I want this explained.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 01:30 PM       
it is a comic about sarcastic dogs that really just 'hangs out' and doesn't go anywhere. you are considered cool if you like it.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 01:42 PM       
I may look at such a thing when my laziness wears away.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 02:58 PM       
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you are considered cool if you like it.
:sunglasses

Most of the humor come from characterization rather than straightforward punchlines, which I tend to get more enjoyment out of in any medium in the long run (coincidentally you are also considered cool if you like Arrested Development )
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 03:41 PM       
The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 03:43 PM       
MY EYES ARE HOT stupid cold
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 03:57 PM       
Guys, Freddy's making a comeback
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 04:00 PM       
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The main idea is that the cats are standing on their hind legs.
and they hate mondays lmao
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 07:58 PM       


goto Google and enter
find Chuck Norris
then press feeling lucky.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 08:02 PM       
GW... was the comics page you dislpayed from a school newpaper? I don't recognize any of the strips

If you can find it, Lio is decent. It's in my hometown paper, and the humor vaguely reminds me of The Far Side.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 08:04 PM       
As far as syndicated strips go, Willie and Ethel still cracks me up, too.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 08:13 PM       
For my money, Nonsequitur is the best newspaper comic that's still around. Dilbert, Foxtrot, and the Boondocks are pretty good, too.
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