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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 10:33 AM       
I hope I recieve mine soon, or I may be forced to cry a lot.
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 10:39 AM       
ok i didn't do a big picture story because it's hard to do that sorta thing with a little person who likes to tear off down the hall and disappear into the bathroom.

but.

here ya go.

and i really do love the sunglasses. i'm so gonna wear them this summer.





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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 11:37 AM       
That's adorable, Glowbelly. In fact, that is the most adorable thing I think I have ever seen. For serious.
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 12:03 PM       
a tiny fez hat makes everything better. i wish it could have made me better, but my head is too giant for that elastic.

and thanks, i know i'm adorable
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 12:30 PM       
I still demand to see at least one photo of you with those sticky eyeballs all over your face, Karen. :o
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 01:00 PM       
I knew you'd appreciate the sunglasses.
And Gorlack is painfully cute.

My secret santas gift better hurry up and get here! (
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 03:44 PM       
And now... I present to you my 2005 Secret Santa story:







Very well Black Flag, I accept your Secret Santa challenge! I accept it with GLEE!


























































THE END. :o
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 04:44 PM       
oh my
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 05:52 PM       
that was the best
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 06:06 PM       
I told you you were a crazy bastard.

Oh, and I'm glad to see that even though I didn't show MY penis, you made up for that. Max will be happy.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 02:46 PM       
I know my huge e-penis has intimidated the rest of you, but hurry the hell up and post more o' your Secret Santa photos. Some of you have had your gifts for days.

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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 06:10 PM       
Hickman just got his. I am really scared to see what he can do with what he got. It's going to be disturbing.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 06:25 PM       
If it's supposed to be all funny for pictures and shit, mine is gonna be very disappointing. It's funny, but not exactly hilarious for everyone on the boards to see a picture of.

Edit: I meant the gift I sent out. I haven't gotten anything yet.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 08:12 PM       
I got mine from Volshurawitz, but the package was ripped and missing a few items. I'll post pictures as soon as I can figure out how to get my cam to work with Windows X64.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 08:56 PM       
my recipient should recieve theirs tomorrow (atleast that's what the post office told me )


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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 10:13 PM       
i think my little secret is enjoying his/her gifts a little too much and that's why s/he's not posting any pictures.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 10:41 PM       
i haven't gotten mine yet
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Old Dec 21st, 2005, 10:48 PM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 12:02 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 07:48 PM       
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Well those jerkoffs lied to you. I got it today.

It's still awesome, though. Unfortunately, my digital camera will be out of town until the 24th, so there's a little Christmas bonus for all of you to look forward to.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 10:53 PM       
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Well those jerkoffs lied to you. I got it today.

It's still awesome, though. Unfortunately, my digital camera will be out of town until the 24th, so there's a little Christmas bonus for all of you to look forward to.
look at the date of my post. tomorrow would be today (thursday)

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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:53 AM       
Alright, I finally got my roommate to take some pictures of me with my gift from Immortal Goat, so here they are:



Immortal Goat got me an Answer Me Jesus, which is pretty gosh darned awesome.



However, I was a bit skeptical as to its precognitive powers, so I decided I would put this fancy pink bauble to the test.



So I asked it a question. "Jesus, will I ever find true happiness in this life?"





IT WORKS
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 03:02 AM       
I'm glad you liked it, Proto. And I hope it taught you a valuable lesson.

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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 05:17 PM       
okay, apparently my package got a "return to sender" and has been sitting in the office and they didn't feel that it was important to inform me of this, so I'm sending it again tomorrow :<
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 05:35 PM       
I'm watching this thread just for entertainment value. Nice e-dick, Rog! Although that e-dick is bigger than the "Princess". OUCH!
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