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Old May 2nd, 2009, 12:34 PM       
I had a brainstorm and thought up the perfect mother's day gift for my mother-in-law. Then we went all over the place and couldn't find it.

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Old May 2nd, 2009, 12:59 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 01:02 PM       
I actually like my in-laws.
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 01:31 PM       
I ordered my mom so soybean seeds for mothers day. So she can grow me some food and cook it for me.
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 01:47 PM       
In Steven Seagal's film Hard to Kill he is awoken from a seven year coma by a nurse placing a kitten on his head. Is this a real medical treatment?
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 01:55 PM       
I always wake up when someone shoves their pussy in my face.
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 02:03 PM       
So, you are saying that if you were in a coma you'd have no chance of waking up?
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 02:05 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 02:40 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 02:55 PM       
He probably woke up be cause she wasn't going to shut up until he did.

Even when you in a coma bitches will talk your fucking ear off.
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 10:32 PM       
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My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong?
Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing.
Having experienced the party, I beg to differ.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 11:50 AM       
You stuck around? Your brave and nice. Im a fan of the dump em and run.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 11:52 AM       
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 11:58 AM       
I haven't heard Slim in years.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:01 PM       
It sounds more like something Junkie XL would do. I liked it, though.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:03 PM       
Last I had heard of him he was teaming up with the guy from the talking heads.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:05 PM       
David Byrne? That's interesting. He would probably sound better working with Eno.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:13 PM       
That's strange.



I liked Ya Mama's video more.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:15 PM       
Hehehe I used to watch that one a lot!
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:20 PM       
http://www.davidbyrne.com/here_lies_love/index.php
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:23 PM       
DUDE. AND DIZZEE RASCAL? Wow.
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:27 PM       
WTF IS THIS, SOME KIND OF MUSICAL/YOUTUBE THREAD NOW?
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 12:37 PM       
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