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Old May 8th, 2009, 02:37 PM       
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In college, I used to eat a personal double pepperoni pizza. It was delectable, down to the little pools of grease inside each round pepperoni slice.

If I ate one now, I would undoubtedly drop dead on the spot of congestive heart failure.
I eat unhealthy foods almost exclusively, and what's weird is that I've been losing weight without trying. Last year at Christmas, I was 195 lbs. This past year, I was 175, and now I'm 160.

That's a steady diet of microwave foods, greasy take-out, plenty of alcohol, and cigarettes
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Old May 8th, 2009, 02:40 PM       
maybe you have a tapeworm
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Old May 8th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2009, 02:54 PM       
Zomboid say it ain't sooooooo.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:11 PM       
I don't even smoke pot anymore

If it is a tapeworm, shouldn't I have shit it out by now?
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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:21 PM       
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I don't even smoke pot anymore
No more munchies. That explains it all.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:33 PM       
Tapeworms have a little hook that keep you from shitting them out.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:34 PM       
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I don't even smoke pot anymore

If it is a tapeworm, shouldn't I have shit it out by now?
Nah I think they can stay in there for years. Have you been eating much Racoon meat recently?
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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:40 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:10 PM       
Fucking Canadian Bacon.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
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Fucking Canadian Bacon.
I'm from Philly, where we call this Scrapple! In a seven page article in the Inquirer Sunday Magazine, a satirical story was run on this delectable hodgpodge of pork by-products. As summarized below:

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One [ad] campaign showed a tearful American Indian with the caption "Waste is wrong. If you choose to eat pig, eat whole pig." Others feature a pig saying "Pleased to meat you" and a pig face over the caption: "Stuff your face with his." Another, using the tag line "Who cares what's in it" features a toilet bowl with copy describing scrapple as a breakfast meat, a sandwich meat, and a laxative!
It's a floor wax ..... and a dessert topping!
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
Scrapple! Hahahaha But I do love it.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:43 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:44 PM       
What is Canadian bacon, anyway? Isn't it just back bacon?

What you guys call bacon is what we call bacon
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:48 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
In some places, canadian bacon = scrapple = pureed headcheese ingredients. In other places, canadian bacon = ham.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:53 PM       
not that I have personal experience with either :kosher
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Old May 8th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
I didn't realize Ferris Bueller had a Cabaret Voltaire poster on his wall.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
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In some places, canadian bacon = scrapple = pureed headcheese ingredients. In other places, canadian bacon = ham.
I've only had experience with ham. That other thing sounds disgusting.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wasn't talking about headcheese
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Old May 8th, 2009, 05:31 PM       
I love headcheese.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 05:54 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2009, 06:28 PM       
zomboid obviously has diabettes.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 06:30 PM       
Diabetes makes you fat though!
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