Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg
In college, I used to eat a personal double pepperoni pizza. It was delectable, down to the little pools of grease inside each round pepperoni slice.
If I ate one now, I would undoubtedly drop dead on the spot of congestive heart failure.
I eat unhealthy foods almost exclusively, and what's weird is that I've been losing weight without trying. Last year at Christmas, I was 195 lbs. This past year, I was 175, and now I'm 160.
That's a steady diet of microwave foods, greasy take-out, plenty of alcohol, and cigarettes