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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 02:54 AM        possible greatest toy ever?
A Sling Shot Chicken, found at http://www.walgreens.com/store/produ...id=prod3984984 for 5 dollars that actually clucks when you fire it. I've been launching it at my stoner brother and his friends all day and thought of you guys the moment I saw it. Comes complete with cape and helmet.


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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 04:49 AM       
I guess you haven't seen these before?


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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 01:30 PM       
We sell those chickens at my store. I like to fling them across a few aisles when I know the risk of hitting a customer is low or non-existent.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 02:10 PM       
Does it scream when you launch it? I had one that was a monkey who would let out a terrible scream when you launched him.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 02:40 PM       
I liked that toy better when it didn't cost 5 dollars and was called a rubber band and could take out an eye.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 09:21 PM       
My brother had a slingshot monkey. It didn't scream when it was shot, broke after a short while, and was obtained by pestering all of our immediate family/neighbors to buy magazines for a school drive. Now it seems we were given the short end of the stick.

On the other hand though, the thing was cute as all heck.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 04:58 AM       
Yeah RoG, I've seen those around but for some reason I find the chicken so much more lulz worthy than a flying Frankenstein.

Dimnos - If you pull them back far enough, they will cluck when you launch. If you don't pull back far enough they cluck when they land.

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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:23 PM       
The best toy ever is the Airzooka Megazooka.

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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 06:43 PM       
I thought they were Sock'Em Boppers.

Anyways those are fun when you are drunk.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 12:07 AM       
They're more fun than a pillow fight.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 01:21 PM       
Sock 'em Boppers are nonsense. They look like a blow up vagina and are nowhere near as good as those over sized boxing gloves.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 10:25 PM       
Its entirely possible that I have the unique pleasure of owning one of these.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 10:38 PM       
I have that yodeling pickle as well, and it rocks.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 12:20 AM       
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The best toy ever is the Airzooka Megazooka.
I remember when the regular ones came out. Does that one have a trigger release?
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 03:24 PM       
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These are the best for beating the crap out of your kid. You work out your frustration and they think your spending quality time together.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
I can see how that'd work, but I'll stick with the belt. I work out my frustration and the kid gets put in its place.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 06:43 PM       
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I remember when the regular ones came out. Does that one have a trigger release?
yeah, and it's like twice as big. i have one of the old ones, so much fun.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 06:52 PM       
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Its entirely possible that I have the unique pleasure of owning one of these.
Such an item exists? O.O Awesome...

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Old Feb 18th, 2009, 10:50 PM       
I once saw a Sigmund Freud action figure. My aunt wanted to get it for my mom, but decided not to test her sense of humor.

Wait a second, here it is:

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I liked that toy better when it didn't cost 5 dollars and was called a rubber band and could take out an eye.
I've got that nostalgic feeling, guys.
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