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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 01:25 AM        Fuck the police.
A band that a couple of my friends play in had a concert today at a skate compition. It was their first concert and they were rocking hard then the popos showed up and made them stop even though it was only six o'clock.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 09:10 AM       
'All Cops Are Bastards, Yes This Is True. I Hate The Stench Of Moustache That Reeks From The Men In Blue....'

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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 09:22 AM       
Yeah, FUCK DA PO-LICE.



Here is a free-style i composed just now about "DA POLICE".

YO. what you say?
When the men in blue in your doorway?
Trying to bust some trip shit up yo foo';
Dont they know god is a nigga too?
Like in the movie;
Jim Carey;
That mudda-fuckers so scarey;
With the faces;
Twisted and Racist - DA POLICE.
They Dont like me.
I dont like dem.
They mess wit my shit yo!
Whats tha dilly-yo!
YOUSSAH FUCK DA PO-LICE.
Yeah, FUCK DEM.
word.


Ps. once my cat got stuck up a tree and a popo got it out for me. This post is dedicated to you, officer.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 09:35 AM       
FO' SHIZZLE! FUCK DA POPO!
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 12:13 PM       
awwwwww yea!!!

werd up HOMIE? les do this shit as wack as 8MILE
cuz muthufuckaz ain't been around in a while
but welcome back husslaz n welcome back hoz
n shit eatin honkies for those in tha know

now me?? feelevilee? as my fanbase be calling
deal wit these blue devils til 6 in tha mornin
i'm innocent yo! but tell dat 2 tha sirens
yea there's dope bein sold- BUT i ain't tha 1 sellin!

now i FEEL u>> that poLICE went n broke up your party
cuz they gaffle my ass cuz i got gold n a mobile phoney
then throw my ass in jail to think about what i dun
now lemme guess? wuz it just a warnin this time son?


y'all ain't no what it like 2 be me
n tha shit muthafuckaz like me deal wit po-lee
jin*? muthafuckin cat in tha tree?
bitch u so hardcore that dun surprize me.


REPREZENT. YO.


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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
YO FEELEVIL, DON'T BE NO ONE'S BITCH
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 01:21 PM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
YEAH FUCK THE POLICE

THEY'RE TOO SEXY TO NOT FUCK

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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
I kind of am fond of the sheriffs that keep the guys in lock-up under control and keep them in control in the court room. Especially the one's I have to help.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
The police probably stopped the band because THEY WERE SUCKING.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
I'd say something cool and inspiring like I usually do, but this thread is lame enough without me posting in it

Oh.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
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The police probably stopped the band because THEY WERE SUCKING.
You bastard.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE SHOULD LITERALLY FUCK THE POLICE?
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
heh, I remember when I got rolled for a drunk in public, and my friend thought he was going to jail(see: probation). So he tried to pick up on the she-cop fingerprinting him. I don't like those new computerized fingerprinting things, you have to do them like 30 times, it hurts my fingers
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
WHAT!!!!!!!!

THE POLICE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SONG "S.O.S" "I'M SENDING OUT AN S.O.S!!" THAT WAS A GREAT SONG AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM THEN UR STOOPID SO STFU.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:51 AM       
The police have that one song that everyone knows, I can't remember it though.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 06:04 AM       
esouhlim I already MADE that joke

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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 06:16 AM       
Yours was a joke. His was an attempt at one
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:22 AM       
po-lice! Suxors!
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:36 AM       
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do
When your band sucks poo
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