BUY ME CATHOLIC SAMURAI

[VinceZeb]

The conversation that contains the words "I'm selling my site" doesn't even begin until you pony up real money. I know that is against Max's covetous kike nature, but them's the breaks.

[Big Papa Goat]

How neoconservative of you

[mburbank]

I already told you I'd front it either via donation or mail if your prefer. I'm totally serious. Are you saying you want money in your hand before you'll even discuss selling? That's pretty irregular, but I'm serious and I know you'll try everything you can to weasel out of your bragging. How much would you want up front as a down payment? I'd like it if you'd name your price so I hve some idea what I'm looking at. I think it's pretty pussychicken of you to expect me to give you money to find out how much more money you want. I'll put up my money, I-mockers can pay me.

How about it pussychicken? Or has your 'roomate' thrown Catholic Samurai away?

[mburbank]

3/26/04 9:29 AM CST

Those Wacky Japanese.....



You should sell, Vinth. It's been so long since you dusted the place, it's going to need new paint. The property value is going down.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

I'll donate $0.64 plus any loose change I find in my car.

[mburbank]

So we've got some money going on, Vinth. It's for real this time, not like when we were kidding about shipping your sorry ass overseas. I've already said I'd front cash. The ball is in your court. Put up or shut up. Name your terms, and if they aren't reasonable we'll all know you never meant it.

[VinceZeb]

My terms are very simple. 550 bucks. Half the profits if you make that site profitable. That's all.

[glowbelly]

[Anonymous]

I guess the thread's over now. Vince never meant to sell his site at all. Oh well. I'll bet that most of the people who put up their money knew it would end this way.

[AChimp]

$550? Methinks that's the gross hosting bill for its entire existence.

[mburbank]

What a fucking coward. If I raised that much you'd find some other way to back out.

Fine Vinth, just let it sit there as empty as your tiny little malshaped head. You never had the barins or stamina to do much fo anything with it in any case, it was just a vanity project you couldn't follow through on and it sits there in e-space, a monumnet to your laziness.

$550.00. You seriously think that's aywhere near the market value of your site? How much have you spent on it? Is someone ripping you off? Why don't you break it down for me and I'll give it some thought. You show me what on Catholic Samurai is worth even $100.00 and I'll think about it.

[Rez]

havent even gotten to the part when he talks about "half the profits"

you sell it, it mens it OVER, you dumbass.

[AChimp]

I still have that old site sitting in limbo for you, Max... kinda stopped working on it, though. :/

[Tropical]

Come on vince zeb, offer it for 50 bucks and you're a big winner. Like anyone even reads your page. Just never come back to i-mockery.com and there's no humiliation to face.

Put me down for $30 HKD. That's hong kong currency :/ I can't be bothered to get an exchange.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Vince, you pile of crap, why should Max pay you portions of any profit he brings in? Are you saying that you should be subsidized by his hard work? I think you're setting the tag so high because you know and fear that Max could actually do a better job mocking your site. He'll make even more of a joke out of you, and be more successful doing it!

[VinceZeb]

The market value of the site doesn't mean shit. If you want the site, you know the terms. Other than that, I think I'll just let it sit there.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Pussey.

[mburbank]

So you admit that your offer wasn't for real, and that you're a coward., and thaat the whole thing was just so much bluster that you didn't expect too get called on becuase you are a chowderhead and you still haven't learned that when you boast about crap you'll never have the stones to do you look like an idiot. Color me surprised.

[mburbank]

3/26/04 9:29 AM CST

Those Wacky Japanese.....

[VinceZeb]

I made the offer for the site. You thought in your own little kike way that you would be funny and offer me chump change. I want real money for my site and if you are unwilling to pay for it, I couldn't care less.

[mburbank]

It's kind of late for you, isn't it, Vinth? I wouldn't want you to wake up all cranky. I don't know what all amount we were up to before your bizarre request for more money than anything you ever write will be worth AND a share of 'profits' from my writting for which I often get paid quite a bit more thn the price you named, but it wasn't chump change. It was more like a garage sale price for something you don't use anymore.

It's particularly sad to me though, that your last daily bitching is "Those whacky Japanese". It's like Raul Julia's last movie being 'street fighter'. What a sad note for you to go out on.

Oh well. If you sober up and realize you can make some money off something you don't use and don't care about, let me know. Until then, loose some weight, will you, you great, greasy sack of giblets? Your pushing the continentall plate out of alignment.

[Perndog]

I'm in for $550 Jamaican. Will that do it?

[VinceZeb]

So you don't want to buy it? That's fine by me. Just another notch on the long list of failures that makes up your life, just like your retarded looking children, ugly ass wife, stupid ass job, and loser existance.

[Bennett]

True story:

There was a kid on my block growing up, who I was friends with for the most part. Every now and again, though, he would puff up his chest and start a fight for no other reason than to be a brat. He would continue to say the meanest things until you actually decided to fight, at which point he would run home and hide inside. As I would turn around to walk home he would come back outside and begin with the insults from his front porch, until I turned around, and then he would go inside. Except for one time, when he turned to go back in, his MOTHER had locked the door... apparently even she had tired of his schtick, and she said to me, "go ahead, he deserves it." So I hit him a couple times and she said it was enough and then I went home... I guess I'm wondering when Vince's mom is going to lock him outside.

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

So you don't want to buy it? That's fine by me. Just another notch on the long list of failures that makes up your life, just like your retarded looking children, ugly ass wife, stupid ass job, and loser existance.

Can I add "failing to reimburse Vinth for his failed investment" to my resume, too?