so...

[ItalianStereotype]

what the hell's going on in this joint?

[kahljorn]

Crack

and tears

[DuFresne]

GW, some new prick named some crappy spelling of "Give me the Money", and no Gadzooks to make it all funny.

[Sethomas]

I moved somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 tons of rocks and register drawers today to the point where I was soaked in sweat. And I never took off my bow tie!

[MattJack]

the same boring and unfunny stuff that has been happening on this part of the forum for years now.

The clubs are over to the right, and the dead horse is a couple of feet over there.

[kahljorn]

and the dead horse walks out of the bar after it has eatten too many penises and gotten penixtoxicosis -- OBVIOUSLY BEFORE IT HAS DIED.

[MattJack]

What you've missed:

Originally Posted by Abcdefghixxxx

I think red paint is fucking stupid in the middle east.

Originally Posted by Reechround

No, obviously you are a fucking dildo because red paint has been there for centuries and it should always be there

Originally Posted by Abcdefghixxxx

Look, you need to go read Red Paint by Mr. Bucket, but you can't really debate my vast knowledge until you do

Originally Posted by Reechround

Fuck you. I've read ridiculous red paint articles and frankly you are wrong, assbag. We will surely change one of our minds on this issue one day I'm sure.

Originally Posted by Max Burbank

Alphaboy, I would love to debate you but you've proven that you aren't even debatable. I miss Vince.

Originally Posted by ABCDXXXXXXXXX

FUCK YOU. YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T READ THE RIGHT BOOKS. GO ATTEND TO YOUR KIDS HIPPIE.

Originally Posted by Max Burbank

Something well written and beyond ABCD's comprehension skills

Originally Posted by Kahl

REALLY LONG PASSAGE WITH JOKES

Originally Posted by Reechround

huhuuhuh you're gay and stupid, get out of here! Now back to the important, and not dull red paint debate.

Originally Posted by Kevintheomnivore

I like the Yankees, thus my opinions on politics, religion, and life are now void. Get out of here Fartin, we don't have time for jokes on i-mockery.

Originally Posted by Blanco

Am I still relevant guys? Really?! COOL! Can I try and say something funny? No? Oh okay, good idea!

Originally Posted by Blanco, Kev, Max, ABCDXXXXXXX, ReechRound

Good thing we all keep this place funny, new, and worth reading. What would I-Mockery do without us?

Originally Posted by Max Burbank

Actually, I'm the only redeeming thing about this part of the forum because of how I make Alpha boy my lil bitch.

Originally Posted by Sspad

GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE

Originally Posted by I-Mockery Readers

THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYZ

That about sums it up, Italian.

[kahljorn]

Shit

I want a quote about me and all of my contributions to this forum.

it would probably be something like

<REALLY LONG PASSAGE WITH JOKES>

<NOBODY RESPONDS>

[DuFresne]

ooh... I didn't notice that this thread was specifically about the news/philosophy board, since I found it through New Posts and usually forget to check what board it's in. Well, my statement still pretty much sums up I-mock as a whole right now. Oh, and THAT WAS AWESOME MATTJACK!!!!!!

[kahljorn]

Now i too have a place among reechround and ablahdxx

[Preechr]

Hey! I said stuff too!

[kahljorn]

I think you were Reechround, preechr.

[Preechr]

Ooooooh. OMGROFLMAO that was so funny now that I get it.

I'm sorry, everybody. I didn't realize I was such an idiot. Thank you so much for pointing that out, Mr Random Helpful Person.

[Perndog]

kahljorn is so insignificant here that he's just Mr Random Person. So much for having your own place among the big names.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Originally Posted by MattJack

Hey guys wasn't my funny post funny huh huh?

Originally Posted by Blanco, Kev, Max, ABCDXXXXXXX, Kahl, ReechRound, Geggy, ranxer

Yawn

Originally Posted by MattJack

I'm so alone sad emoticon

.......

[kahljorn]

I think mattjack didn't include me probably because I'm not boring.

THATS JUST MY IDEA

and, considering your input in this thread, it looks to me like I'm pretty important to you, perndog ;o

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore

Quote:
Originally Posted by MattJack
Hey guys wasn't my funny post funny huh huh?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blanco, Kev, Max, ABCDXXXXXXX, Kahl, ReechRound, Geggy, ranxer
Yawn

Quote:
Originally Posted by MattJack
I'm so alone sad emoticon
.......

Wasn't trying to be that funny. It just happens to be funny because it is the truth.

'Yawn' from Blanco, Kev, ABCDXXXXXXXXXX, and ReechRound...? Oh sweet, sweet irony.

Finally, I am very alone. Hopefully I can find somebody to be my friend

[KevinTheOmnivore]

People like you.