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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 10:38 PM        LOL Pretty Girls
Hmm, walking around the store. Walking around the sto-oh OH OOOH!! Two girls in short shorts leaning over. They are presenting themselves to me like the proud lioness of the African savannah. One even has "CHEER" over he ass, so I guess she's a cheerleader.

Turning around OH MY GOD THEY'RE LIKE 12!




Walking around the store. Walking around the sto-oh OH hey, what's this? Hey she's pretty cute. Looks like she might be my age, or a little younger. She's tiny.

Me: Hi, is there anything particular I can help you find?
: Well, I'm not even sure what I'm looking for.
Me: Maybe I can help...
: You see, I teach a 3rd Grade class and...
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So, the only thing that was blown today was my mind.
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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 11:01 PM       
I see those type of 12 year olds all the time. Kinda freaky
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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 11:05 PM       
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They are presenting themselves to me like the proud lioness of the African savannah.
awesome

OH SHIT IT'S THA PREACHER'S DAUGHTA!! n she's only 14 the little ho but tha bitch suckz dick like a specialized pro
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Old Aug 19th, 2005, 09:31 AM        Re: LOL Pretty Girls
Hot for teacher!
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Old Aug 19th, 2005, 10:47 PM       
I felt like I was doing something wrong because I wasn't hot at 12
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Old Aug 19th, 2005, 11:16 PM       
I have never seen that kind of 12 year old. Now I kinda want to.
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Old Aug 20th, 2005, 01:31 PM       
just pretend theyre older
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Old Aug 20th, 2005, 01:41 PM       
The cops would be all "I can see where you're coming from. She is a really hot 12-year-old."
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Old Aug 22nd, 2005, 11:54 AM       
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The cops would be all "I can see where you're coming from. She is a really hot 12-year-old."
hahahahahaha exactly
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Old Aug 22nd, 2005, 03:35 PM       
Future Pedophile Suspect.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2005, 02:05 PM       
you can't be a pedophile when you're still a minor
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Old Aug 23rd, 2005, 02:15 PM       
Yeah you can, doofus.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2005, 03:35 PM       
That's where the "future" part comes into play.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 05:50 AM       
We have a name for those girls that make themselves look older than they are when they are only 12.

Jailbait
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 07:13 AM       
haha nice one i'll have to remember that
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 07:57 AM       
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We have a name for those girls that make themselves look older than they are when they are only 12.

Jailbait
I've talked to people my age, and no-one recalls ever seeing girls that young looking like that when we were kids.....I swear the government must be putting steroids in the food or something.....
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 09:01 AM       
It seems that as soon as they hit 12 they put on short skirts, heels and wear wonderbras and hang around in mcdonalds or wander around town with a ton of makeup on.

You can tell the ones that are still at school because:
  • They are still skinny
    They still look pretty, normally quite stunning and have no lines or flab brought on from the stress of hard work or the alcohol and orgy extravaganza called university.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 09:40 AM       
yeah, life has a way of doing that.......
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 09:45 AM       
You cannot imagine how hard it is to find clothes for my ten year old daughter that aren't whore clothes. I'm sure I sound like a complete AY-RAB saying that, but it's true.

Me, I like few lines on a ladies face, let's you know what kind of person they are. Plus, your twleve year old's rarely have battle scars, and there is NOTHING sexier than Battle scars!!! I wants me a woman that looks like she just got done fightin' a BEAR and she WON!! AH wants me a woman who looks like she jes' KILLED her a bear and now she's mortally wounded and she's in SHOCK!! SHOCK IS DEAD SEXY!!!!




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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 09:48 AM       
I like a woman who can handle her liquor and can tell stories....only women who have LIVED can tell stories.....
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 10:08 AM       
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It seems that as soon as they hit 12 they put on short skirts, heels and wear wonderbras and hang around in mcdonalds or wander around town with a ton of makeup on.

You can tell the ones that are still at school because:
  • They are still skinny
    They still look pretty, normally quite stunning and have no lines or flab brought on from the stress of hard work or the alcohol and orgy extravaganza called university.


go away plz
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 10:46 AM       
AH LAKS A WOMAN WHAT CAN TELL STORIES ABOUT GETTIN MAULED BY A BEAR WHILE SHE'S IN SHOCK!!
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 10:52 AM       
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I've talked to people my age, and no-one recalls ever seeing girls that young looking like that when we were kids.....I swear the government must be putting steroids in the food or something.....
I've heard speculation that the hormones used to increase dairy cow milk production could remain present in the milk these cows produce and have some affect on younger consumers.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 11:42 AM       
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It seems that as soon as they hit 12 they put on short skirts, heels and wear wonderbras and hang around in mcdonalds or wander around town with a ton of makeup on.

You can tell the ones that are still at school because:
  • They are still skinny
    They still look pretty, normally quite stunning and have no lines or flab brought on from the stress of hard work or the alcohol and orgy extravaganza called university.


go away plz

No, you go away.
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 11:43 AM       
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go away plz
why? Don't you get this in your country?
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