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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 09:38 AM       
To the spambot Nicecnshoes:
I testified
My mama cried
Black people died
When the other man lied
See the TV listen to me double trouble
I overhaul and I'm comin'
From the lower level
I'm takin' tabs
Sho nuff stuff to grab
Like shirts it hurts
Wit a neck to wreck
Took a poll 'cause our soul
Took a toll
From the education
Of a TV station
But look around
Hear go the sound of the wreckin' ball
Boom and Pound
When I
Shut 'em down
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
What I use in the battle for the mind
I hit it hard
Like it supposed
Pullin' no blows to the nose
Like uncle L said I'm rippin' up shows
Then what it is
Only 5 percent of the biz
I'm addin' woes
That's how da way it goes
Then U think I rank never drank, point blank
I own loans
Suckers got me runnin' from the bank
Civil liberty I can't see to pay a fee
I never saw a way to pay a sap
To read the law
Then become a victim of a lawyer
Don't know ya, never saw ya
Tape cued
Gettin' me sued
Playin' games wit' my head
What the judge said put me in the red
Got me thinkin' 'bout a trigger to the lead
No no
My education mind say
Suckers gonna pay
Anyway
There gonna be a day
'Cause the troop they roll in
To posse up
Whole from the ground
Ready to go
Throw another round
Sick of the ride
It's suicide
For the other side of town
When I find a way to shut 'em down
Who count the money
In da neigborhood
But we spendin' money
To no end lookin' for a friend
In a war to the core
Rippin' up the poor in da stores
Till they get a brother
Kickin' down doors
Then I figure I kick it bigger
Look 'em dead in the eye
And they wince
Defense is pressurized
They don't want it to be
Another racial attack
In disguise so give some money back
I like Nike but wait a minite
The neighborhood supports so put some
Money in it
Corporations owe
Dey gotta give up the dough
To da town
or else
We gotta shut 'em down
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Old May 1st, 2009, 04:18 PM       
To Pub:

Ah
We move like cagey tigers
We couldn't get closer than this
The way we walk
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we kiss
We slip through the streets
While everyone sleeps
Getting bigger and sleeker
And wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Let's go and throw
All the songs we know...

Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
I'll show you in spring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty!

Oh you know that I'd do anything for you...
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
I'll show you in spring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty!

Oh you know that I'd do anything for you...
We should have each other to dinner huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up in the fire
Get up for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Hand in hand
Is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces...
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this?

I love you... let's go...
Oh... solid gone...
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this?
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 06:13 PM       
Shrub :

Pushing thru the market square, so many mothers sighing
News had just come over, we had five years left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, earth was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying
I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies
I saw boys, toys electric irons and T.V.'s
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many things to store everything in there
And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people
And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people
I never thought I'd need so many people

A girl my age went off her head, hit some tiny children
If the black hadn't a-pulled her off, I think she would have killed them
A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that

I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour, drinking milk shakes cold and long
Smiling and waving and looking so fine, don't think
you knew you were in this song
And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you talk
I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise
We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that's all we've got
We've got five years, what a surprise
Five years, stuck on my eyes
We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that's all we've got
We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise
We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that's all we've got
We've got five years, what a surprise
We've got five years, stuck on my eyes
We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, that's all we've got
Five years
Five years
Five years
Five years
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 05:18 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
To MATTJACK cuz he's scorpio gangsta

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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:39 PM       
To a very good friend of mine :

Let's go out and see what we see
Let's go out and see what we see
Just you and me just you and me
And there will be no other brother
Brother
We'll knock back a few and talk about life
We'll knock back a few and talk about life
And what is right and what is right
We'll talk about life and what is right
And there will be no other
Brother, buddy, pal, comrade, friend
Buddy, pal, comrade, friend
Until the end
A shake of the hand, a pat on the back
A shake of the hand, a pat on the back
A knife in the back, a knife in the back
I'll buy you a beer, a knife in the back
And there will be no other
Brother
We're one in the same, you and me
We're one in the same, you and me
We're brothers, brothers in arms
We're friends until the end
We're brothers, brothers in arms
Until the end
Your end
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 07:03 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 04:04 PM       
To Tadao:
I'm in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's fuck some Asian
Hookers!!!!
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 04:03 PM       
To Various People:

Songs of Love by The Divine Comedy (some might recognize as the Father Ted Theme)

Pale, pubescent beasts roam through the streets
and coffee-shops
Their prey gather in herds in stiff knee-length skirts and white ankle-socks
But while they search for a mate my type hibernate*
in bedrooms above
Composing their songs of love

Young, uniform minds in uniform lines
and uniform ties
Run round with trousers on fire and signs of desire they cannot disguise
While I try to find words as light as the birds
that circle above
To put in my songs of love

Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
So sing while you have time
Let the sun shine down from above
And fill you with songs of love

Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
So sing while you have time
Let the sun shine down from above
Wonderful songs of love
Beautiful songs of love




* I heard a rumor that the original version used "masturbate", but haven't heard it sung that way.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 07:40 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 02:38 PM       
Oh thank you Tadao, I love that song. I actually listen to it everyday when driving to work, but my mp3player broke. So thank you, you're so nice ^.^
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
to the men in my life right now:
easy evil - john kay
Well you are such an easy evil
Such a sensuous sin
Sometimes I don't know where I'm going
'Till I've been taken in

Such an easy evil
Such a promise of fun
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing
Till I'm done, you're a sneaky one

Here she comes now touching me, calling my name again
Here I go now, like a moth to a flame
I'm a sucker for you baby

Such an easy evil
Such a sensuous sin
Sometimes I don't know where I'm going
"Till I've been taken in
I've been taken in
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Old Aug 26th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
Im sure y'all know who this is dedicated to ^.~

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Old Aug 26th, 2009, 05:37 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2009, 07:14 PM       
I used my braincells to make this song. I dedicate it to Tadao~
(Sang to the tune of Christmas Alphabet)

T is for the Terrific Times we had on i-mockery

A is for the Awesomeness for everyone to see

D is for Delightful Nights next to the fireplace

A is being Always-Fine despite the rainy days

O is for the Oggling when you walk by a pretty lady on the street and you want to get her number so you can ask her out, but you cant because the missus is watching o.o

We merrily merrily merrily sing the Tadao song!
We merrily merrily merrily sing the TA-DA-OH! song! ^.^

*clap* *clap* *clappy* *clap* *clap* *clap* ^.^
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Old Aug 26th, 2009, 07:44 PM       
:O

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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 07:32 AM       
I dedicate this song to Willie. For being such a nice mod/admin, and always does the job right ^.^

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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 07:53 AM       
THIS IS A MORE APROPRIATE SONG

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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 07:59 AM       
But you're Willie, not Willy. Doesn't matter, all the more songs to add to your ensemble ^.^
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 04:29 PM       
Tadao ~ <3 ^.~

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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 01:54 PM       
To myself because I'll be missing them next friday for my friends wedding rehearsal and dinner


Cake's Frank Sinatra

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations,
A faintly glimmering radio station.
While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather,
The flies and spiders get along together,
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record.

Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day.

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations,
A faintly glimmering radio station.

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations,
A faintly glimmering radio station.
While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather,
The flies and spiders get along together,
Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 07:36 PM       
To Tadao.


Something in you caused me to
Take a new tact with you
You were going through something
I had just about scraped through
Why do you think I let you get away
With the things you say to me?
Could it be I like you
It's so shameful of me, I like you

No one I ever knew or have spoken to
Resembles you
This is good or bad, all depending on
My general mood
Why do you think I let you get away
With all the things you say to me?
Could it be I like you
It's so shameful of me, I like you

Magistrates who spend their lives
Hiding their mistakes
They look at you and I, and
Envy makes them cry, Envy makes them cry

Forces of containment
They shove their fat faces into mine
You and I just smile
Because we're thinking the same lines
Why do you think I let you get away
With all the things you say to me?
Could it be I like you
It's so shameful of me, I like you

You're not right in the head and nor am I
And this is why
You're not right in the head and nor am I
And this is why
This is why I like you, I like you, I like you
This is why I like you, I like you, I like you
Because you're not right in the head, and nor am I
And this is why, You're not right in the head, and nor am I
And this is why, This is why I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you
This is why I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, This is why I like
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Old Aug 29th, 2009, 01:30 AM       
And Sam. Jerk.

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple rain

I never wanted to be your weekend lover
I only wanted to be some kind of friend, hey
Baby, I could never steal you from another
It's such a shame our friendship had to end

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted to see you underneath the purple rain

Honey, I know, I know, I know times are changin'
It's time we all reach out for something new, that means you too
You say you want a leader, but you can't seem to make up your mind
And I think you better close it and let me guide you to the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
If you know what I'm singin' about up here, come on raise your hand
Purple rain, purple rain
I only want to see you, only want to see you in the purple rain
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
This is for you, Tadao.

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