Why must my family attract strange people?

[Meeg]

I was up at K-Mart with my Mom last night.
I was stalked by a man in a wheel chair. An expressionless old man stalked me in an antique store. My sister met Jesus at Sub Way... yup that sums it up. After reading it later I realized it was a bunch of random crap that I was thinking about. I need to find some friends.

[Cap'n Crunch]

asl baby

[Meeg]

.... I saw that coming. Damnit!

[kellychaos]

Your weirdo radar isn't as bad as you thought, then. Use it to your advantage.

[Sethomas]

I found the answer to your question in the first five words of your post.

[Jeanette X]

Let me pretend to be Riotgrrl:

"OMG u r such a shallow person 4 being repulsed by a differently-abled man! y can't u just like him for who he is?!?!"

This is becoming fun.

[Geggy]

if it wasnt for my short attention span i wouldve read the whole thing

[ziggytrix]

You didn't miss much

[Meeg]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

I found the answer to your question in the first five words of your post.

If you lived in Kirtland you would understand... Sometimes I cry thinking about it... :/

[Meeg]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Let me pretend to be Riotgrrl:

This is becoming fun.

It's probably because I'm a damn German! Or if you want to stand up for the Germans and feel they are misunderstood, it's the fucking Native American blood in me! Acutally, you could blame just about any culture for my existence. My ancestors fucked everyone. I'm a mutt.

[Geggy]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

You didn't miss much

sometime i'm just thankful that i have short attention span. it gives me enough time to focus on other important matters, like taking a shit.

[eggyolk]

why did u edit it

[DamnthatDavid]

My ancestors fucked everyone.

Well, at least you wouldn't looked fucked up.

My Dad is of pure German stock, and my Mom is a Luxumbergian/Irish/Prositute. (another thread :/ )
And as you know, German and Irish/Prositute don't mix well.
So...


I lost all direction of where I wanted to take this thread...

[Dixie]

i'm german and native american i don't look fucked up. i don't think so at least.......and david, i think you're too hard on yourself!!

[glowbelly]

there are no melon heads. it's an URBAN LEGEND.

god i hate people from ohio.

[ArrowX]

melon heads are a gay legend. Also K-Mart atraccts scary freak people and why the hell would jesus go to subway?

[Dole]

He died for your subs

[Rev. Danno]

Glowbelly, Meeg... I'll bite... What the fuck is a melonhead?

[FartinMowler]

Balding excentric people that run for election on a ficticious site are called melonheads

[Pub Lover]

I've got a high forehead with indents that go way further back than Danno. & I'm not going bald. :/

Not all of us can be tubby middle aged men that fantasize over other peoples wifes, so you should stow it Fartin.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

melon heads are a gay legend. Also K-Mart atraccts scary freak people and why the hell would jesus go to subway?

Their carb wraps are heavenly.