Pomegranate Juice!

[Yggdrasill]

Holy crap, I can't stop drinking these things. It's so expensive too, $6 for a 24 oz. I just bought 2.



POM Wonderful

[Esuohlim]

Does it stain carpet I'm not drinking any if it could stain carpet

[Yggdrasill]

I'm sure it won't stain as bad as blood, but I plan on finding out if this would mix good with alcohol so i'm sure i'll know what it stains soon enough

[Bell E. Laffs]

Why dont you spill some of it on and cut your wrist on the carpet and compare/contrast. Fucking sucks!

[Yggdrasill]

And waste precious juice? NEVER!

[Emu]

are you a goth, because only a goth would compare pomegranate juice to blood

[Yggdrasill]

If I was goth wouldn't I have started the topic like this?

Woe is me,
for I am forever and always to see
the stupidity of man whilst I dine on
the blood of the ignorant
in the dankest, darkest corners of the earth
but all is not lost,
for I have found something...
it runs like blood
and tastes like the nectar of the gods
I , Lord Gailevulas Totalitarianism, have found
Pomegranate juice


And if I was goth I would so be the King Goth because of my goth poetry and I would have a shield and a sword and all that shit not to mention special powers like GOTH SHIELD, DEPRESSION BEAM, and TEARS OF DOOM and i'm 1000 years old.

[Gurlugon]

shut up, fatass

[anDROIDdoNUT]

I probablt am not using my all the knowledge i got (hit head- hollow sound) because I never heard of this Juice. Last thing I heard was Grapple Juice

[Esuohlim]

I bought a bottle of this stuff and it's just glorified cranberry juice. Like shit it tastes!

[Copywritten]

i had some from a russian supermarket, the label was diffrent and it was really sour.

[glowbelly]

get the blueberry one

[Aneurysm]

I thought it was soy sauce when I first saw it.

[kahljorn]

Pomegranate juice isn't glorified cranberry juice, it has like twice as much antioxidants. Pomegranate juice has more antioxidants than anything I can think of, except maybe Roibos tea.
Antioxidants help to prevent cancer and other problems by eliminating free radicals. What are free radicals? The shit in that bigmac you ate that your body can't digest properly.. yea.

[Sethomas]

Ah yes, more from our resident scientist.

[Studio8]

You will live forever.

[kahljorn]

lol. it's just simple scientific fact. Our body needs food to regenerate the millions of dying cells a day, hence the expression, "You are what you eat". That's why when you eat bigmacs which aren't natural and you rbody isn't designed to break down properly, there's pieces left over which accumulate into cancer.
if your body's remaking itself all the time and it's making itself out of stuff that is of no benefit to the body and carries no materials the body could possibly use it for, what do you think would happen?
It's like throwing a marble into a smoothie. You're gonna get some glass, fucko.