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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 12:16 PM        Do you think I can become a super model?
Here is what I look like:

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Do you think I can become a super model? Or even better, a movie star?
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 01:22 PM       
meh. at least you have better chance at being a super model than that the one and only douchebag....
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 01:56 PM       
wasn't your name spelled with an h before
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 03:50 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 04:47 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:21 PM       
At least you have the brains of a model
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Old Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:13 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 03:04 AM       
I got a better idea! I'll become a porno star!
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 03:29 AM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 08:45 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 08:52 PM       
You're arm's too hairy. I want a full body shot. This time, put your face in. I know you hand models are of another breed, but I have to at least see what you look like. Oh yeah, get that douchebag out of the background.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 09:00 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 11:16 PM       
So you counter my generalization with yours, which makes it ok
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 07:03 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 08:42 PM       
Oh wow, i can't believe celebrities do drugs omg wow. ;0
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 09:18 PM       
Isn't it in the supermodel contract that you have to be addicted to cocaine?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 09:19 PM       
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That's right he will. Why don't you read his thread in the Movies and Televesion section about how he wants to commit suicide now, and that he's going to laugh about how you will go to hell and burn in the lake of fire for all eternity...just like Jesus would have done.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 10:32 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 11:49 PM       
Not all of them. Just the ones that know for a fact that game shows are a lot harder than real life parenting.
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Old Oct 4th, 2005, 08:28 AM       
Who likes watching America's Top Model?? OMG I DO [kissywissy]
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Old Oct 4th, 2005, 08:16 PM       
Hi I like beautiful people and if I had a million dollars I'd make all the ugly people go away because they're gross



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