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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 10:41 AM       
Just saw it a couple days ago... I thought that it was pretty good for an action movie, but the overall plot was pretty non-existent. I thought that the guy's parents were the most annoying characters ever, and see the Autobots creeping around that backyard made me die a little bit inside.

The special effects were really good, though.
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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 08:20 PM       
i felt like the transformers were on screen for like 1/10th of the movie. and when they were on screen, THEY BARELY FUCKING DID ANYTHING.

fuck this movie
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Old Jul 10th, 2007, 02:07 AM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2007, 02:47 AM       
Lol, Megatron was the Tall Man from Phantasm.


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Old Jul 10th, 2007, 05:25 AM       
Because of what you said, Grisly, I looked up Angus Scrimm on the IMDb.

Phantasm V is in pre-production.
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Old Jul 10th, 2007, 11:14 AM       
It was like American Pie 8 meets Short Circuit 4. Why the hell did we need an hour of that teenager prat falling and masturbating? Why did the Autobots talk like high school girls? Why would anyone write dialouge like that? ("My bad") Why were they bumbling idiots? I am more saddened and disappointed than angry.
I feel like i went to the wrong 'joke' movie that someone made to trick me and the REAL transformers movie is out there and it's great.
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Old Jul 10th, 2007, 02:46 PM       
As a Transformers movie, it sucked ass. As a plotless, violent, CGI robot deathmatch movie with a few Transformers references, it's quite entertaining. Unfortunately, it's advertised as the former. Loved Hugo as Megatron, though.
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 09:21 PM       
Not enough Megatron. Sure, his hands were goofy-looking, but he should have been a looming evil mastermind for the entire two and a half hours and not just a end boss to fight. And the whole conflict between the Autobots and the Decepticons got reduced to like four lines while Megatron and Prime were fighting. "Humans are weak and should be enslaved or killed." "No, humans are awesome and so is freedom of choice!" The end. I mean, I guess that's all it really was in the original series, too, but shit, don't make a big deal of it or anything.
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 09:34 PM       
That's about the same for me. I wanted to see more scheming and dialogue between the Decepticons and an epic face-off, which is no doubt what the eventual second movie will be.
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Old Jul 15th, 2007, 12:12 AM       
If Bay can shoehorn in Tidal Wave in the next one I'll see it without hesitation. But for gods sake give the transformers some fucking dialogue, and not this alien mumbling shit with a little bit of slurred english tossed in for the kids. I was impressed with how menacing starscream ended up looking and sounding, for his single line.
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Old Jul 24th, 2007, 03:36 AM       
Did Starscream escape? After he fucked up the jets, you didn't really see him again.

Just wondering.
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Old Jul 24th, 2007, 10:45 AM       
ya after the credits it shows him flying off back into space to go get some pals. What I didn't understand was the tank dude, why turn into a tank then not use the main cannon after he transformed?
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Old Aug 14th, 2007, 12:38 PM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 09:41 PM       
this movie kicked so much ass
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Old Aug 16th, 2007, 11:12 PM       
this movie was horrible
shitty storyline too
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 02:53 PM       
i tried finish watching it friday night, saturday night and i finally did last night. it was terrible. i just want to forget.
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