1000 Blank White Cards

[Drev]

I do this in another forum,b ut I feel it'll be more fun here.

It's based off this game: http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html

The Rules are this:
1. No set players. Join/leave games as you please.
2. No set turns. You may post a turn whenever you want, provided that at least one person has taken a turn since your previous turn. Idle chit-chat does not count as a turn. It's only a turn if you post a card.
3. No deck. Basically, you have a hand containing an infinite number of blank cards.
4. Game end: when the game reaches the 10th page of the topic, the game is in 'Sudden Death'. After the player who played the turn at the top of page 10 plays again, the game is over. (this may be changed later, after we can judge how long the game is)

Now just make up some cards and kick ass.



DO IT!

[HickMan]

I choose...


STEEL

His main weapon is a hammer/bubble gun that does DAMAGE
He isn't fast, but he can jump.
His weak spot is free-throws
His strongest point is that he is BLACK

[EverythingWillSuck]

I hope I'm doing this right
Card:

'AJAKIJAHJAJSJASJ I HAVE A BABY



+ 100 POINTS '

[Ghost of Fraiser]

[Emu]

[Drev]

[Emu]

ANYBODY WANT TO BUY

[HickMan]

YOU HAVE FELT THE WRATH OF BOOM

HE CAN TURN FIVE JILLION STORIES HIGH
HE EATS TREES AND SPITS THOSE TREES OUT SO HE DOSNT WASTE THOSE TREES
HE BOOMS

[EverythingWillSuck]

EVIL MAGICAL CHIP



+ 300 POINTS EVERYONE MUST LICK THEIR LIPS TWICE

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Originally Posted by Emu

ANYBODY WANT TO BUY

I know who might want that, MARTHA STEWART, AM I RIGHT FELLAS!

[Mockery]

edit: stats per Drev's request


+42342 PORK

[Drev]

You need stats, Rog.

This one has to be added to the thread, though it's fromt he site.

[Mockery]

stats added.

[LacrimansTaurne]

Wa-ah ha!

[Sam]

+1000 POINTS OF MACHIZMO

:toothpickflick

[Jeanette X]

"Release of the Weasels"

+50 points when played, +100 points in hand. All players discard one card to the weasel attack when this is played.

[MEATMAN]

Add Flash Memory

+13 to all video cards

[LacrimansTaurne]

[The_Rorschach]

TURNIP
All other vegitable cards in play return to their owner's hand until TURNIP is destroyed.

[MEATMAN]

Cyborg

All vegetable cards are destroyed.

[The_Rorschach]

TURNIP CLOUD

Similar to MUSHROOM CLOUD, except all cybernetic organisms are destoryed in lieu of organic organisms.

Player recieves +100 points for all cybernetic organisms destroyed by this card.

[MEATMAN]

Shotgun

Attacks last player, adding points equal to half of damage inflicted, rounded down.

[Sajuuk]

Progenitor Dreadnought


Role: Gatekeeper of Sajuuk
Speed: 59
Attack: 6000
Hull Strength: 500,000

[The_Rorschach]

Play as an instant for -50 points.

TURNIP SHIELD redirects all damage back to attacker.

[MEATMAN]

Drunken Cat



All players must down a Bud Light or take critical damage, unless a crappy show like DBZ is on, in which case the damage is redirected at a player of the intended target's choice.