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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 01:14 PM       
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And the Lord has warned me not to challange the "Vets"! OMG... Because? :/
Hey fucktard I never said that, if anything I want you to challenge MORE "Vets", because one of three things willl happen...

1. You'll become annoying enough for all of those fucktards to hate you, which results in several of them to make amusing threads whining about how the "old boards" were somehow better before all the noobs showed up, when in fact they sucked just as bad when they do now.

2. You'll end up getting gang raped, cry and never post on this board again

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3. You'll stay and become a forum bitch, where every fucktard on here, Noob and "Vet" alike will choose to use your cornhole as there personal playground.

All are equally amusing...
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 01:22 PM       
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And the Lord has warned me not to challange the "Vets"! OMG... Because? :/
Hey fucktard I never said that, if anything I want you to challenge MORE "Vets", because one of three things willl happen...

1. You'll become annoying enough for all of those fucktards to hate you, which results in several of them to make amusing threads whining about how the "old boards" were somehow better before all the noobs showed up, when in fact they sucked just as bad when they do now.

2. You'll end up getting gang raped, cry and never post on this board again

OR

3. You'll stay and become a forum bitch, where every fucktard on here, Noob and "Vet" alike will choose to use your cornhole as there personal playground.

All are equally amusing...

Mad Max, I owe you big time and I always pay my dues. Then there is only one option to choose and that is Option 1. Thanks for enlightenment.
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
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dirty hippies don't do war, silly boy.
Thirty nipples don't mean whore, silly boy.
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
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Mad Max, I owe you big time and I always pay my dues. Then there is only one option to choose and that is Option 1. Thanks for enlightenment.
Unfortunately, by answering that question this way you have inadvertently chosen Option #3!! WAY TO GO!!
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
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...Sevenforce, nice asskiss. Keep up the good work and I *might* even watch your back once or twice around here. But if you ever annoy me, the gloves come off my little man. The gloves *will* come off. Oh. Happy birthday, again. Consider this your birthday present from me....
Thanks. It was an alright birthday. Nothing much happened.

And no, I don't think i'm gonna fuck with you anytime soon.

Not if I wanna join your ranks.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 12:52 AM       
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[Unfortunately, by answering that question this way you have inadvertently chosen Option #3!! WAY TO GO!!
You'd think such a little mind would be lonely in such a big head as yours. But then again, you might be lonely for other reasons as well. Bring in on missie, bring it on.....
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 02:25 AM       
All of you that are "hitting" on Terra and Lotida wouldn't know what the fuck to do with them in the first place, you fucking lonely, zit faced fucktards.

Even if they were fucking naked, "ready" and right in front of your fat asses, you pathetic fucks would probably blow a load in your fucking Super Mario Brothers underwear before you could even take anything off.

THEN you'd all end up running out the fucking room and go clean up your "little boy mess" you made in said shitty underwear with your fucking tongues.

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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 03:51 AM       
And so, Lotida, although a little bit of a pee-brain, was concentrating heavily in a revision of the golden oldie Mad Max in the local cinema.

Scene 1:

Mad Max driving past with fast car. Dressed in dominatrix leather. Lotida doing fast breathing act. In step :blue-dressed creature *cut, cut, cut*

"Shit Max, stop peering at yourself in the rearview-mirror. The merchandise you driving is costing us an arm and a leg!!"

*Camera, roll, ACTION!!*

Mad Max driving past looking pissed. Lotida concentrating on the leather does fast breathing act again. Max sees a strange creature dressed in blue standing next to the road. *Blue-dressed creature raises arm* Max stops car, open window. Max: "Who the hell are you, fucktard?" In steps SevenForce. "I am a gay Martians visiting earth". Lotida peering at blue breeches of blue creature and then slowly her hands drift lower. Max: "Well, fuck you, fucktard, I am busy with a movie!" Max drives off, shaking head.


Max sees pink- dressed creature standing next to road. *pink creature raises arm* Max stops car, open window. Max: ""Who the hell are you, fucktard?" In steps Spaz. "I am a gay Martians visiting earth". Lotida focus on pink-dressed breeches and hand makes fiery motion. Max: "Well, fuck you, fucktard, I am busy with a movie!" Max drives off, shaking head.

Max sees black- dressed creature standing next to road. *black-dressed creature raises arm* Lotida peers at black breeches and small cries of pleasure escapes her lips. Max stops car, open window. Max: "I'm getting annoyed by all you fucking Martians, get the fuck away?" In steps WTF. "I am the police. You have been speeding. Get out of the fucking car and raise you hands". Lotida froze, realizing this was all a dream and then disgustingly turns around. Max jumps out, raises his hands and apologizes.

Abstract:

1. This is not a movie, but a dream-state for all you fucktards.
2. Lotida and Terra will enjoy any attention whether you dressed in pink, blue or black.
3. Don't asume it is a martian and don't fuck with the pouliesssss.
4. Lie, cheat, steal, leave the toilet seat up......
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 07:55 AM       
I didn't read your post.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:05 AM       
I read yours. I can't remember why?
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:07 AM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 01:07 PM       
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dirty hippies don't do war, silly boy.
Thirty nipples don't mean whore, silly boy.

Thirty swirls dont mean SCORE, striped one.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 09:29 AM       
AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH

u stupid little shit eater WTF i'm gonna cut

you into little pieces with a pair of plastic scissors

U WILL DIE I SWEAR IT
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 01:20 PM       
The Terra and Lotica Appreciation Thread is completely devoid of appreciation I mean who could have seen that coming?
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 04:17 PM       
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The Terra and Lotica Appreciation Thread is completely devoid of appreciation I mean who could have seen that coming?
But you are here......and even though you are so fucking jealous you can't see straight....I know we are appreciated and loved by you!!

Besides, you have to admit, nobody reads a thing that WTF posts anyway. Maybe his long ass post is filled with admiration...what do we know? :/
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 06:27 PM       
I don't believe I gave you permission to say a goddamned thing.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 06:40 PM       
Hard to believe anybody actually would listen to you even if you did step up with a ridiculous presumption like that.

It must be nice living inside your head with Mickey Mouse and all three of the Stooges, Milhouse.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
The Three Stooges are dead you insensitive bitch.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
Seriously, what a bitch.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 09:19 PM       
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That was the point, you fucking idiot.
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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
Seriously, what a fucking idiot.

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Old Nov 7th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
And Mickey Mouse is a cartoon wtf
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