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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 02:40 PM        Johnathan Clement on Youtube
This is probably the best YouTube channel ever:

http://youtube.com/user/JonathanClement140


You can expect to see regular gems like this one, where he celebrates his 10th subscriber (only 90 more before he reaches the triple digits :nervous laugh)!

Or this one, where he celebrates his first friend, who is just as awkward as he is! Marvel as they act like a sixteen-year-old couple about to buy their first condoms!

Or this one, where he sighs after every sentence! Truly, his soul is weary with the weight of the world!

Yeah..... Came with a whole... litter of kittens... back in... 2001...
This is the last one.........
Nyeeaaahh..... Nyeaaaaaaaaah.....
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 02:56 PM       
I love it! It's like the spirit of Chris Farley has been passed on to him. He's terrifying!

Sidenote: I hope those awful youtube users don't make any heterophobic remars. I hate those guys!

Doubleside Note: Is it just me or does it sound like he's puking at the end of the cat video.

"Gee-gee-ughhh geee-ughhh....So soft. (beeping) uh oh the pizzas are done in there"
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 03:15 PM       
His room looks like the inside of a shotgun shack. Or as he calls it, shogun shack.
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 03:58 PM       
"So don't say I DO NOT have a life becauseIhaveafriend"
Those are great.

EDIT: So soft...
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 04:00 PM       
I love the Jonathan's cat and Jonathan's friend videos

I lolled hard when they were posted for the first time
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 07:43 PM       
Is this the greatest ruse of all time? Does this rival the early Dax Flame? I refuse to believe this is reality.
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 08:00 PM       
I refuse to believe these are real.
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 08:06 PM       
I like that the only thing that was keeping that cat from being date raped was Clement's excitement over making his ass even fatter.
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 08:11 PM       
Clement is such a deeply tortured soul!
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 08:21 PM       
"I need to go to Kelowna and help my mom move and hopefully get some stimulation again."

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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME.... OF THE YEAR
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 10:47 PM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXexMCvCpcY

New clement action! EEERNGH it's EEERRNGH that time again....... Why do these FUCKIN' companies insist on selling schoolbooks.... I mean... school supplies.......
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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 10:59 PM       
OH BOY IS HE PISSED OFF TONIGHT!

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Old Aug 12th, 2007, 11:06 PM       
im going to watch these with my girlfriend when she comes home ;o
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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 12:10 AM       
UGghghhh. Errggghhhh... Bllarrhhhhghh
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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 12:39 AM       
"Hey so what about those candy canes? What the fuck is with those candy cane? Every christmas it's some type of candy cane h ello isn't there any other type of shape that brings christmas cheer. I'm so sick of these candy canes! They had the red and the white and now they got the blue and the yellow and the red and the pink and the rainbow all kinds of other colors what te hell do you think we care about candy canes huh they taste like shit nobody wants them it's just a money scheme."
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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 12:52 AM       
What's more appropriate: Seinfelds head on clements bosomy body, or clements fat head on seinfelds while he's in some type of suave stickman pose?
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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 12:57 AM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 03:57 AM       
"OOOOOOOOOOOH*with faggy voice* It's SOOO anoying to see these FUCKING commercials on tv all the time"


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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 05:43 AM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 09:45 AM       
Ok I'm convinced its him, the "sex in heaven?" video was the kicker since he stopped being a Christian because theres no sex in heaven.

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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 12:29 PM       
But they were going to eat spiderman action figures.
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Old Aug 13th, 2007, 08:12 PM       
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