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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 02:33 PM        Evil Dead
Is the movie with Ash and his chainsaw hand evil dead? Or is it Dead Alive? I can never remember. If it was Evil Dead, then it sucked more than I can relate to. Tree rape? WTF?!
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 02:42 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
"Dishes are done!" Totally classic.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
Well, in the end, it was a waste of $10. At least I bought The thing too. Is that supposed to be any good?
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 03:25 PM       
Yeah, it's supposed to be good. I think it's mentioned in "greatest horror movie moments" here on I-mockery. Haven't watched it myself though, so I can't guarantee anything.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 03:28 PM       
sweet. I'll let you know how it was.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:14 PM       
It was genius. It startled the hell out of me when all of a sudden the blood squealed and jumped out of the dish. XD
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Is the movie with Ash and his chainsaw hand evil dead? Or is it Dead Alive? I can never remember. If it was Evil Dead, then it sucked more than I can relate to. Tree rape? WTF?!
It is the Evil Dead series. Evil Dead 2 was the best, Army of Darkness was good as well. I'm not a big fan of the first myself.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:59 PM       
Evil Dead II had the chainsaw hand, and was much better than the first, which was the one with the tree rape.

Definitely watch Evil Dead II before you get turned off of the trilogy, it's intentionally funny rather than just funny because the budget was supplied by dentists.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 10:18 PM       
that kinda sucks that i wasted ten dollars on it. i wanted the chainsaw hand one, and i would have accepted the first one, but tree rape? what did that have to do with anything? i think they just put it in as an excuse to see her boobs.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 02:24 AM       
I think as far as horror movies go, the movie had very little boobage. The tree rape, I think, was supposed to be how the demons got inside her. But I guess they decided doing it to a guy would be in bad taste.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 02:24 PM       
Evil Dead is something only for very, very die-hard fans of Evil Dead II and III (which are orders of magnitude superior). Don't hold number one against them.

The crew really got their act together for Evil Dead II (which might as well have been called "The film we would have made if we'd known what the hell we were doing back then"). The first film is like the first few series of Star Trek The Next Generation - utterly, ludicrously appallingly bad, and fans are lucky that somehow the products survived to become much better.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:27 PM       
Because a girl getting raped is so tasteful.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:09 AM       
I was being sarcastic.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:19 AM       
Really? Me too! How quaint.
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 07:44 PM       
i think that peter jackson's Brain Dead is called Evil Dead too in new zealand, that one was a nasty gore motherfucker if you remember the vomit soup scene
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 07:47 PM       
Sorry, vomit soup scene was from Bad Taste, there was a nasty soup scene in Brain Dead too, the one of the old lady face falling apart
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 12:44 AM       
Dead Alive (or Brain Dead) was really gorey, but a good movie. It was funny, but the gore was top notch. Scary zombie baby though.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 02:04 AM       
Evil Dead rocks. If you can't enjoy campy B movies from the 80's, then you have no soul.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 08:43 PM       
What about that one movie where Gary Coleman is an orphan who has his own shoeshine business but he sleeps in a train station locker. Plus he has the uncanny ability to pick the winning horses via shoeshinomancy or some shit. I like that movie.
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What about that one movie where Gary Coleman is an orphan who has his own shoeshine business but he sleeps in a train station locker. Plus he has the uncanny ability to pick the winning horses via shoeshinomancy or some shit. I like that movie.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 01:28 AM       
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Evil Dead rocks. If you can't enjoy campy B movies from the 80's, then you have no soul.
I freaking love old B-movies; I bought this hundred pack of them at Sam's club a few months back. Most of them are so terrible I only get through maybe thirty minutes of them before I fall asleep, but it had Manos: The Hands of Fate. How could I pass that up?! I still remember the old episode of MST3K with that movie!
Excuse me while I go look for that VHS, anyways....
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 11:33 PM       
I was especially impressed with Bad Taste. Watched it twice the first day I bought it. I felt really awed by the fact that Peter Jackson funded the entire movie by himself working at a newspaper company. Granted it took like four years to film because of it though.

Has anyone seen Evil Dead: The musical ?
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 11:55 PM       
I bet they reuse Audrey II for the tree-rape scene.
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i liked the first evil dead alot, myself
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