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Old Mar 5th, 2008, 02:10 AM       
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i think the reason the professor read the book is because he didn't realise he was in a horror movie where magic words actually do shit
Ha ha! True.

The professor was keeping a record of his research and recording it, and read the passage aloud. I'm pretty sure it was explained in the tape and it wasn't terribly hard to understand. They gave the professor more of a backstory in the second one, but really, it's not too difficult to understand.

Demons don't need a motive for tree rape. I'm pretty sure the fact that they're demons covers it.
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Old Mar 5th, 2008, 02:30 AM       
I was raped with a cucumber once. I hate plants.
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Old Mar 5th, 2008, 01:03 PM       
Don't lie, Tadao. It's not rape if you enjoyed it! (OMGSMILEYOVERUSE!!!)
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Old Mar 5th, 2008, 03:22 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2008, 05:10 PM       
You know what was another good film? Ghostbusters.
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Old Mar 6th, 2008, 04:43 AM       
no tree rape, tho
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Old Mar 6th, 2008, 05:01 PM       
There's a poltergeist blowing some guy though :O
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 11:24 AM       
.... I don't remember that at all. Why do the movie classics keep ruining things for me? Tree rape, ectoplasmic fellatio.... :P
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Old Mar 10th, 2008, 01:48 PM       
Just because there's weiner eatin' doesn't make it fellatio. There is some dead furry fellatio in The Shining though.
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Old Mar 10th, 2008, 08:14 PM       
In poltergeist, there is ghost rape. Bitch gets tore up.
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 09:00 PM       
Would you need to take an imaginary shower afterwards?
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Old Mar 12th, 2008, 09:12 PM       
No, you'd want to use an ectoplasm rape kit first.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 01:09 PM       
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Is the movie with Ash and his chainsaw hand evil dead? Or is it Dead Alive? I can never remember. If it was Evil Dead, then it sucked more than I can relate to. Tree rape? WTF?!
You disappoint me Dr. O. And here I thought we could be friends one day.

The Evil Dead films are some of the greatest campy horror flicks ever made. They're supposed to be silly, but also super cool. Evil Dead II was always my favourite, but the first one is cool too. It just doesn't get any better than Grandma zombie trying to bust out of the cellar with Ash sitting/bouncing on top of the hatch.

I recommend as the others have that you go back and watch it again. Don't go into it expecting an intense horror experience, but rather a damn fun 90 minutes.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 06:55 PM       
I wasn't expecting horror, but I just didn't find it as funny as I thought I would. It just wasn't very good to me. TheThing was more fun to watch.
And I ALWAYS get the two mixed up, Evil Dead and Dead Alive. I dunno why.
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