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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 11:13 PM        knives for sale. seriously. etc. :P
we've got about 35 knives for sale. all brands, all in mint condition. some case, some bulldog. most are folding knives. there's one cool butterfly knife. and one scottish sqian dubh (like the kilt-wearing guy wears on samurai jack. :O)

also, we've got a couple of tanzanite and diamond rings. one's a size 11-1/4 and the other is a size 7. they're both made by levian, both one-of-a-kind. and they both have certificates of authenticity.

and we've got a guitar we want to sell. it's a gibson les paul doublecut, faded yellow. it's barely been used.

i've got pictures of all, if you're interested.
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Old Jun 26th, 2005, 11:54 PM       
lemme see the picture of the butterfly knife and the scottish one
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 05:56 AM       
I read that "Sgian Dubh" translates as "black-handled knife". I just don't get Gaelic.
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 04:43 PM       
okay, ninja. here's the sqian dubh. (and guess what, seth? its handle is black!)



and the butterfly:



and here's a closeup of the butterfly so you can see its cool purplish handle:

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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 07:11 PM       
i just found out that "black" in gaelic signifies not the color of the knife but that it is hidden or concealed. :interesting
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 08:24 PM       
Gaelic? more like gaylick
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 11:41 PM       
no, i'd say gaylick would be the flip in your avatar's hairdo.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:41 PM       
How much do you want for the butterfly knife? (Also, is it illegal to own a knife under a certain age? If so, what age?)
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:45 PM       
Depends where you live.

I think where I live its illegal to have a butterfly knife
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 11:00 PM       
in virginia, where i live, there's no law against owning a butterfly knife. there are laws against concealed knives, though, depending on the blade length. i suggest you check the laws in your state; try http://pweb.netcom.com/~brlevine/sta-law.htm.

here's the info on the butterfly:

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BENCHMADE BALI-SONG BUTTERFLY KNIFE

First production run (1 of 500). Numbered (#494). In original box. Mint condition (Never used).

HANDLE: 5-1/4 in. Stainless steel painted metallic purplish blend.

BLADE: 4-1/8 in. Anodized stainless steel. Partially serrated. Etched with Bali-Song butterfly logo on one side and “Benchmade USA: First Production, 494/500” on the other.

CASE: Black nylon with velcro closure. Can be worn vertically or horizontally.

PRICE: $90
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 11:25 PM       
I want it
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 11:31 PM       
so buy it.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 11:32 PM       
90 bucks? Can't get that. What's the cheapest one you got?
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 11:33 PM       
No credit card.

And my parents would say "Wtf m8, what do you think you're doing?" If there was a way I could, I definatly would.
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 01:37 AM       
sigh. how much money are we talking about here, 13th?
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 06:35 PM       
25- 30$. I had 40, but I spent it on a bad religion album.
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 10:10 PM       
so when do you get your next allowance?
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Old Jul 6th, 2005, 04:11 PM       
After he cleans the baseboards or shuffles daddy's pump.
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Old Jul 6th, 2005, 05:44 PM       
shuffling daddy's pump sounds quite incestuous.

and i must apologize to the hordes interested in our fine collection of mint cutting instruments, but we sold them all to a dealer today. thanks and come again.
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Old Jul 7th, 2005, 07:19 PM       
I need the tanzanite ring for my time machine.
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Old Jul 7th, 2005, 07:36 PM       
hey there, mister raize. :miss
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Old Jul 8th, 2005, 05:31 AM       
okay. the guitar's sold now, too. i just listed the men's tanzanite ring on ebay last night: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=STRK we're selling it at a BARGAIN, 80% off the retail price, and it's still starting at just under a grand. :O it's BEAUTIFUL!

p.s. i hate doing ebay stuff 'cause (for one) i always end up using CAPS and !!!!!'s and ****'s to make things eye-catching. it makes me feel so **DIRTY**!!!!
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Old Aug 21st, 2005, 11:06 AM        Re: knives for sale. seriously. etc. :P
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size 11-1/4
they're both made by levian, both one-of-a-kind. and they both have certificates of authenticity.
anything that got a certificate of authenticity is a lie
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Old Aug 21st, 2005, 08:12 PM       
i don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but since it's you, i'll just attribute it to stupidity.
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