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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:27 AM        WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?
I haven't seen a bra-size / Cock size thread yet. Why not. Post your tit globulars and cock miniscualities here!
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:30 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:31 AM       
Oh yea, I forgot I should call this the, "Men with small Penii pretend to be large to swoon the women he will never meet and get some form of self-satisfaction while he's jacking off to thoughts of his mother" thread.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
Magnum baby. Pure magnum.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:33 AM       
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Oh yea, I forgot I should call this the, "Men with small Penii pretend to be large to swoon the women he will never meet and get some form of self-satisfaction while he's jacking off to thoughts of his mother" thread.
22 NOW.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:36 AM       
I bet your mother's cock grew four inches too.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
OMG, STOP, I HAVE BLUE BALLS

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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:38 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:39 AM       
Another two on your mothers dick, you better stop before you have some kind of mental suffocation on her cock.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:41 AM       
WAIT WTF MY MOM DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:43 AM       
OMG YOURE ALREADY LOSING YOUR MEMORY :O :O IT MUST HAVE GAINED AT LEAST ANOTHER FOUR INCHES.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:45 AM       
You've gayed up your own thread.

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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
You gayed it up with that lame ass avatar; that, and your presence.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:02 AM       
Anybody who says their penis is bigger than 3" is a liar.



I am 488" myself
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:06 AM       
I sold my penis to the devil, I got a perfect pussy now. And my ass? out of this world.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:17 AM       
I ALREADY MADE THIS THREAD.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:27 AM       
Man, clicking that link was like a waste of half of a half of a minute. I feel so sad now I'm going to die.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:53 AM       
I have huge hands and wear a size 13 shoe. It's all a lie.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:18 PM       
You measure your penis's? You have penis's? I thought this was an all female board but me, the super casanova. Fuck.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 02:39 PM       
who cares find a small woman and your set. :/
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:55 PM       
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I have huge hands and wear a size 13 shoe. It's all a lie.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 12:39 PM       
I've got you all beat!

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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 02:36 PM       
lol, I'm sorry, would you like it back?
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 03:35 PM       
I've got you all beat!

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hahahahaha

oh, wait....

DAMMIT!
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