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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
this thread sucks, but kahl really does have a nice arse.
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Old Aug 17th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
I made this thread cause I wanted to talk shit on someone, you big breasted bitch. Plus I knew all the idiots with cypolian complexes would post in here, and what better fodder!
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
nice alliteration, mr. sensitive. and wtf is cypolian?
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 01:28 AM       
Sensitive? jeebus, somebody missed the joke

Napoleon? Cypoleon? Fuck if I know how to spell Napoleon.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 03:14 AM       
Damn... that guy really did have nothing. He was short, balding, and had a tiny penis. I'd be trying to conquer everything in-sight too, if i had it that bad. Atleast I'm tall!
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 05:10 AM       
Was there's like some Napoleon porno out there or something? If so, is there other royal porno?
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 01:50 AM       
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Anybody who says their penis is bigger than 3" is a liar.



I am 488" myself
I would say 5", and it ain't the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that matters. I'm gonna say 13" and hope someone mistakes me for john holmes or long dong silver or something...hope they want my autograph in pearl colored ink.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:08 PM       
C-38, I don't have a dick.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
Why are so many teenage gothic girls fat? Is turning into goths really the best way they can think of to try and find a group who will accept them after they're shunned by all the popular kids?
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:32 PM       
Actually alot of people call me anorexic. Plus i have been starving my self for years so it's not my fault I'm that I'm fat. It's gods fault.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
IS IT GODS FAULT THAT YOU HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:43 PM       
What that? And it is his fault since he controls every thing. If he really loved all of us than why is he the one whos responsible for all the bad things that happen to people? The truth is he hates us all.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:44 PM       
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:53 PM       
Poor disillusioned Christian..my heart goes out to you...but at least you still believe He exists.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:55 PM       
People use to manny words that i don't understand.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
is english your first language?

or in other words...

DO YOU SPEAKY THE GOOD ENGLISH FIRST OR NO?
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
i'm a forigner.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:08 PM       
YOU NO DID ANSWER QUESTION OF MINE
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:15 PM       
that means no.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
YOU MUST AM BE THE TYPE OF CONFUSED. THAT IS USUAL A SOME THINGS YOU GO POINTY TO, NOT NO.

NO MEAN UH-UH SHAKE SIDE HEAD BACKFORTH.
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 11:21 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 12:17 AM       
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Actually alot of people call me anorexic. Plus i have been starving my self for years
WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU ANOREXIC THEN

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND THEN YOU GET PREGNANT, BUT 7 MONTHS INTO THE PREGNANCY THE FETUS DIES IN YOUR STOMACH FROM LACK OF PROPER NUTRIENTS DUE TO YOUR NEED TO "STARVE YOURSELF". THEN THE DOCTORS SAY THAT YOU ARE TOO UNDERWEIGHT TO HAVE THE BABY REMOVED OR YOU'LL DIE DURING SURGERY, SO YOUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO SIT ON THE TOILET IN A GAS STATION BATHROOM AND KEEP STRAINING AND PUSHING UNTIL THE BABY HAS BEEN RELEASED THROUGH YOUR UGLY VAGINA. THEN A HEMORRAGE IN YOUR BRAIN FROM STRAINING KILLS YOU ON THE TOILET AND THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT UNLOCKS THE DOOR, SEES YOU DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BABY CLOGGING THE TOILET ATTACHED TO YOU, AND HE DEMANDS THAT YOU GIVE HIM BACK THE BATHROOM KEY.
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 12:25 AM       
obviously this forum is pretty much a pickle party

lay off the sexist macho bullshit and maybe agirl or 2 would join
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
HEY PINKY LEE, I HOPE YOU WALK DOWN A DARK ALLEY LATE ONE NIGHT AND ABOUT 85 COME OUT OF THE DARKNESS AND TIE YOU UP AND GAG YOU. THEN THEY RIP OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND PROCEED TO JACK OFF OVER YOUR FACE ONE BY ONE. AFTER THEY'RE DONE THEY WILL TAKE A LARGE KNIFE AND SHOVE IT INTO THE GROSS GAPING HOLE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. THEN THEY LEAVE YOU THERE UNTIL MORNING, WHERE A BUNCH OF KIDS THROW ROCKS AND YOU AND CALL YOU MEAN NAMES.
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
so you are a racist as well as ignorant, sexist and emasculated by a woman who says what she thinks

sucks to be you
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