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Anonymous · #76

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Originally Posted by pinky lee

Oh, so AlRokerboy's litany of threatening to beat me senseless, stick his tiny dick in my mouth and asking me to cyber are jokes? Sorry, I skipped the 2nd grade.

Maybe you should have spend that year in second grade instead of cutting class, watching Green Acres marathons, and modelling on your father's webcam.

RESPONSE:

Obviously you have yet to engage in copulatory actions with a member of my esteemed gender. Masturbation joke. Sub-par comment on intelligence. Whining. Comment stolen from '1001 Snappy Comebacks and Witticisms (Paperback),' purchased at Bibelot, York Rd. branch, prior to bankruptcy. Vaginal bleeding. Whining (reprise).

CaptainBubba · #77

Actually Pinky Lee, the main source of humor is the fact that your comically inept in the field of realizing hes fucking with you. I'm sure you must realize hes joking right? If that managed to escape you, which I'm pretty sure makes you mildly retarded, then I'll forgive your responses, but otherwise there is no excuse for you. I'll give you an example:

Lets say Milhouse calls you a ******. You'd probably talk about how its racist. This is because you completely lack the ability to put his statements or the statements of any others in any context other than literal. The correct reponse would be either a picture of a dead body or "I hate being a stupid blackie

".

Perndog · #78

SHHHH BUBBA DON'T LET HER IN ON THE GAG WE'RE HAVING FUN!!! SHE'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN, THAT STUPID CUNT! DON'T RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE!

CaptainBubba · #79

I don't think theres anything to worry about.

jin · #80

I actually liked Pinky Lee because i thought it was an asian guy with a hot avatar of himself.

Unfortunately i have discovered it is actually a girl with downs syndrome.

sadie · #81

~*giggle*~

pinky lee · #82

Basically reading over the posts of these guys who think they pwned me I can see illiterate loners whose only sexual outlet is wanking to porn. The few girls on this forum seem to like the abuse and 'show us your tits' mentality or they are too weak and mindless to speak up and so they go along to get along. I don't.

You have a one or two people who know politics and a whole lotta dumb ass kids -the guy with the geoshitties homesite dedicated to Doug Funnie is a good example- who seem to think talking about raping or beating girls is acceptable humor and a funny thing. Maybe in your little kiddy pool here it is, that's why I'm guessing they have very little actual contact with real life females. However, its not worth my wasted time to waste time on.

I post on a forum where the girls and their opinions are actually treated with respect and if some juvenile social outcasts try any childish piling on newbies they are stomped cyberly senseless. Its actually a fun and friendly place and there are nice people there. Maybe its because so many of the Mods and Admins are female that misplaced testosterone doesn't rule every thread. I suggest anyone with any sense check it out -see my sig. Most of you stay here in your playpen, its a good place for you.

Jibe all you will, I won't be back to hear it.

Perndog · #83

Hey look, it's everyone's favorite pompous superior bull-dyke, pinky lee!

You don't know shit about any of us in real life. You don't have the capacity to recognize sarcasm, mockery, or the faces people put on - you think a message board captures a person's real personality. But you're a fucking idiot. Talking about raping and beating girls is acceptable humor, because no one is serious about it and we know that idiots like you won't get it (and the fewer people get a joke, the funnier it is).

If you looked around this forum a little more you'll notice that if you deserve respect, you get it. Look at glowbelly and Jeanette. They're cool enough for people to be nice to them. You're a yelling, whiny, caustic bitch with no sense of humor, POSTING ON A FUCKING HUMOR MESSAGE BOARD and trying to tell people to change to suit you. In short, you suck at life, and I (and I'm sure others) would appreciate it if you fell off your high horse and it trampled you so we wouldn't have to sit through your bullshit anymore. Goodbye.

Phil the anorak · #84

Large enough not to fall out and in full working order........except with really ugly women

FS · #85

We should stage a meeting between Pinky Lee and VinceZeb.

Perndog · #86

That just totally made this thread, and I thought it was beyond redemption.

Phil the anorak · #87

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Originally Posted by pinky lee

Basically reading over the posts of these guys who think they pwned me I can see illiterate loners whose only sexual outlet is wanking to porn.

Well thats safer than most forms of sexual activity in these times and the only downside is getting the bedsheets clean afterwards!

FS · #88

The sadness is, Chojin pretty much nailed Pinky Lee's reply. In generous advance.

Big McLargehuge · #89

Why does she knock porn and talk about how we're all misogynists and then link to porn in her sig?

sadie · #90

'cause she's stupid. doh.

Professor Cool · #91

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Originally Posted by From Esuohlim's GeoSHITTIES Page..

Now I bring to you a brand-new (and probably the most retarded) feature on my site: Doug Funnie's Private Journal, the online journal by Doug Funnie. It's my idea, not ripped off of anything else...except for the "Doug" TV show, of course.

Any question you ever need to know about esuohlim is in that little paragraph.