Originally Posted by Dimnos
Best way to get rid of religious people is to tell them you already are.
I tried that on a Jehovah's witness once. He calmly took out a piece of bubblegum, put it in his mouth and then asked me some difficult questions.
"Oh? What church do you go to? Really? I go there as well, but I don't recall ever seeing you. Ah, I see, you don't go on Sundays. When do you go then? Are you sure about that date sir? I'm fairly certain that church does not open on that day, maybe you're confused. Oh, you actually go to a different church, is that right? And which church might that be? You're not sure? It's a fairly simple question, I don't see how you could be unsure. Unless, of course...you're a liar. Are you liar, sir? ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
I had to slam the door in order to save face.