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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 10:56 PM        Hurnacan Irene thread.
Whose going to get hit by it? Whose worried? Who doesn't give a shit?

I don't give a shit. I am pissed that I went to get a loaf of bread (1 loaf, im out) and the store was completely out.

Post pics of destruction if u see any

and if u get killed let us know.
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 11:13 PM       
I'll go first.

Hurrichan.

This is the assholes make fun of spelling mistakes thread correct?

Or was it on purpose? Damnit, maybe I'm making myself look dumb.
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 11:43 PM       
Herni(a)rene ;/
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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 11:53 PM       
Yes, Philly is in the crosshairs.

I don't particularly care too much - we live in a fortified bunker with barbed wire electrified fencing and vicious dobermans surrounding the perimeter. My generator is gassed up and ready to go, and both of my underground fuel tanks are full, as is the food storage locker and walk-in freezer. I've got plenty of ammo and am more than willing to use it.

Come on, looters, let's see what you've got. :omega
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 12:18 AM       
i live at the top of a giant hill. not a single fuck is given
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 01:53 AM       
hernirene doesn't stand a chance against dobermans
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 02:38 AM       
The only thing I have to worry about here is a tornado. But I haven't been in a tornado in 29 years of living here, so I'd say the chances aren't good I'll see one. No natural disasters can fuck with me.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 02:50 AM       
I have to work overtime from sunday to wednesday 10 hour days even on my days off. My next day off is next sunday.

We insure a shit load of people in nc, through philly, nj, nyc and boston and they are all getting torn up.

Shits gonna suck.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 03:30 AM       
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR HURRICANE WHILE BUSH DOESN'T DO SHIT TO HELP WITH HURRICANE RELIEF. IT'S 2005 ALL OVER AGAIN, YOU FUCKS.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 03:47 AM       
I spent the past two days preparing about 150 out of the 700 boats in the marina I work at for the storm. At about 7:00 pm tonight they said they (the government) were padlocking the gates at 10 pm and nobody can enter the property until tuesday. Needles to say everything will be gone by then and the government will have a massive cleanup of boats all over the highway.

Oh yeah, the city of new york issued a mandatory evacuation and since I live on a small island in the middle of Jamaica bay, I think I should go.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 04:01 AM       
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Oh yeah, the city of new york issued a mandatory evacuation and since I live on a small island in the middle of Jamaica bay, I think I should go.
thass near Rockaway Peninsula, right?
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 04:47 AM       
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barbed wire electrified fencing and vicious dobermans surrounding the perimeter.
It's a good thing barbed wire and dobermans are immune to hurricanes.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 08:34 AM       
Or serial killer jokes.

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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:40 AM       
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We insure a shit load of people in nc, through philly, nj, nyc and boston and they are all getting torn up.

Shits gonna suck.
Two words: Job security
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:47 AM       
How are all our NC buds doing? Still online?
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 10:36 AM       
I remember getting fired from dell when hurricane katrina happened since I was in sales to the New Orlean's school systems. Pieces of shit couldn't just transfer me to a different set of schools. Anyways, I got a job at Sears after that and all of these people were calling in because they had 'insured' all of their appliances/tvs and shit through us and they got all wet. We had to tell them we couldn't do shit. Act of god or something. Sears' insurance policies are fucked and stupid.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 11:20 AM       
I figured they were more likely warranties. So unless the tvs and blenders malfunctioned causing the levees......bladda bladda bladda made me think of



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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 03:58 PM       
NC is so far very disappointing. I've been waiting for my roof to tear off for the past 10 hours now

mainly because I really hate the children who live above us.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 07:46 PM       
The rains have started in Philly. Still waiting for the wind. (whistles)

Man this storm is moving slowly.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 07:53 PM       
there's a flash flood warning where i live
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:26 PM       
This storm is a pussy. I'm going for a run.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 11:27 PM       
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there's a flash flood warning where i live
I hope it floods that assholes bar
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