"I'm not here to be funny. "
Then what are you doing here?
But that doesn't explain why you here.
If you just want to amuse yourself, you can create shadow puppets, and call them fucktards all day long.
I think you come here because you like to be verberly abused and laughed at.
Infact, Civilization has a name for people like you.
mas·och·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ms-kzm)
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.
Number 2 fits you like a glove, or a gimp mask, in your case.