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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 07:41 PM       
Man, you really are the love child of Ronnie and SSA. :/

If you don't like the site, or the boards, nobody's keeping you here (except you might have gotten too fat to fit through the doors during your stay).
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
People that agree with Vince tend to be morons.

I mean, there's no scientific study, but when you apply common sense...yeah. There you go. Therefore, people who own dogs are retarded.

Maybe I should get my own gay little internet talk show.

*Vinnie Mac, give us some examples of what you consider to be 'first-rate' humor sites.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 09:35 PM       
I seriously thought nobody could ever be as disgustingly ignorant and nauseatingly arrogant as Raygun.

I was wrong
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:00 PM       
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*Vinnie Mac, give us some examples of what you consider to be 'first-rate' humor sites.
I'm willing to bet Fark is on his list.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:05 PM       
That was one of the ones I was anticipating. That and any site that sells tacky conservative propaganda.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 02:00 AM       
Vince, am I a genius in your book or what?? I don't wear a hat, you know.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 07:18 AM        How about this
YOu fuckers i dont support anybody for who they are im not attached to any one except my girl in NY and I dont support a certain person I dont follow anybody either Nor do i try to be a leader im a loaner so fuck off.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 08:19 AM       
Can I borrow a couple thousand dollars? What kind of rates do you give?
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 09:33 AM       
First-rate humor sites? Well... here we go.

http://www.counterpunch.com
http://www.fair.org
http://www.now.org
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
http://www.bartcop.com
http://www.rackjite.com
http://www.axisofjustice.com
http://www.noi.org/
http://www.creator.org/

http://www.jackchick.com (The guy lies out of his ass on basic facts that a 5 year old could find on accident)

http://www.democraticunderground.com (Message board has more leftwing losers than this one. I would say that this board is moderate compared to them.)

http://www.oneminutesilence.com (Their message board is comedy enough. Before they talk about anyone, they need to do something that we Americans have grasped already: Brushing our teeth)


OH, you mean sites that don't humor/sicken me with their racist/elitist/leftist/socalist propaganda?

Well, thats for me to know and for you to find out.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 10:12 AM       
Is there a single post you make that doesn't push your political agenda?

No-one here dislikes you because you're conservative. They dislike you because you're a fool. And a pleasantly plump one, at that.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 11:10 AM       
Yes, but I really don't care about you enough to comment on anything but 1) my political agenda, the fact that MANY other sites and people are laughing their asses off at you right now.

I doubt that's not the reason. If they dislike me for being a fool, well, my sources of where I get my facts and history proves I am not. And since you have no proof that I am fat besides saying that I used to be on an internet message board, you are grasping at straws. Becuase I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while, unless it was a family member.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 12:34 PM       
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Becuase I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while
Prithee do tell, is that what it comes down to...the measure of a man?
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 12:42 PM       
I think it's actually very humorous that you could take a site like that with statistics like that very seriously. So if you'd made that initial post as a joke, well then Mission Accomplished, but not in the way you intended... ie you made people laugh, but in my case, it's because that was just godawfully stupid.

I think it's safe to assume that you had the "hat" statistic because you experienced it personally. I can see you wearing a baseball cap the right way. Poised, confident, ready to take on the world, and then a FREAK twist of fate comes in the form of a strong wind, which shifts the cap on your cranium towards the opposite direction, resulting in a phenomenom known as the dreaded Spinal Twist. In layman's terms, this means that the hat was shifted so violently that inside of your body, your spinal cord as well as the column twists upon itself like some kind of marrow infused corkscrew, rendering all functions of the central autonomic nervous system either ineffective or massively slowed. All messages sent from the brain are therefore either not received, or they just make it much slower, which puts on an outer appearance of stupor, confusion, bewilderment, even temporary insanity.*

*since quoting another website, even a bullshit one, makes it official and therefore dogmatic law, I have pulled all this information from http://www.ijustmadeallofthisup.com/...lup/index.html
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 01:24 PM       
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Yes, but I really don't care about you enough to comment on anything but 1) my political agenda, the fact that MANY other sites and people are laughing their asses off at you right now.

I doubt that's not the reason. If they dislike me for being a fool, well, my sources of where I get my facts and history proves I am not.
is it not enough for you that even the conservatives of this board, even RONNIE RAYGUN, have been trying to distance ourselves from you?


fucking nutcase.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 02:02 PM       
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Becuase I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while

Oh shit. Nobody told Chojin's girlfriend this! I guess since Vinnie's always right, and we're so misinformed, we have to go throw her in a fire and pretend none of that ever happened.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 08:29 PM       
Can I have her for about ten minutes before you do that?
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 11:39 AM       
Vince... if you use 1.) in a paragraph you're pretty much obligated to use at very least 2.)

I think Funk and Wagnals is on line, and I know Elements of Style is. It's very, very, very, very hard to take someone who writes as badly as you do seriously.

I know, I know, you don't care, you don't give a shit, but if you're going to be here as much as you are, you could at least make some attempt to read what you write. Bad writting is like being obese. Unless it's a medical condition, it shows a lack of self discipline and self respect.

Is your bad writting a medical condition? Are you clinically stupid, or do you just not care about yourself?
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