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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 04:10 PM       
If they didn't want people to eat fish they should name them something like "Exploding Rectal Boils"
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 04:12 PM       
yeah something gross
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 05:08 PM       
Don't many companies name their food products something cute to sell more? And they have cute mascots of the animal that is being killed and consumed too.

If they are renamed sea kittens, then our oceans will soon be empty.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 06:11 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 06:42 PM       
If they were renamed Sea Kittens, the fish-processing companies would just buy rights to the Friskies can labels and change a few words.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 06:55 PM       
plus there's the whole kitten/cat/pussy thing to consider

YEAH MAN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND EAT SOME SEA PUSSY :jerkoff
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 07:01 PM       
Woudnt want to choke on a hairball now would we ^^
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 08:36 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 09:18 PM       
It's so true.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 10:20 PM       
Fish time is success time.

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Old Aug 23rd, 2009, 10:48 PM       
Isn't that the fake company that bought the Onion?
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 12:46 AM       
I like colbert's suggestion that we just start dining on land fish
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 01:16 AM       
oh man PETA is totally being racist against river fish :o
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 01:49 AM       
peter murphy (singer from bauhaus) sounds, to me, like what ziggy stardust would have sounded like had he come from hell rather than outer space.

basically he sounds like goth david bowie.

and it's fucking outstanding.

bauhaus was a great band.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 04:02 AM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 05:52 AM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 06:49 AM       
WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THAT

YOU GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST PEOPLE DELIVERING PAPERS? ITS JUST THEIR JOB YOU IGNORANT FUCK.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:45 AM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:56 AM       
Put a fucking jacket on, you'll freeze to death.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 10:36 AM       
KAHJLORN LETS BE FRIENDS
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 12:02 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 12:15 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 12:59 PM       
The "sea kitten" is such an amazing parody of all the bad elements of PETA, and what's even more awesome is they're doing it themselves.
  • Immediate impression of certain words matters more than actual facts
  • Frankly admitting they only care about the cute animals
  • Attempts to redefine reality
  • Assumption that you'll actually follow their insane logic four steps and then try to argue in the magical fantasy land they've created for themselves
The worst thing is I know some real animal rights people (non-insane ones who protest against actual mistreatment of animals and won't try to mace you for eating, and even accept rational arguments on certain issues) and these nutbars give them a bad name.
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 01:38 PM       
Animals eat other animals: Fact. Humans are animals: Fact. Humans are omnivores: Fact.

Quit trying to change my nature PETA!
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