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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 09:09 PM        The Controller Thread
BEST CONTROLLERS EVER

1. Xbox Type S - Fits your hand the way a vagina fits your dick
2. NES - Indestructible
3. SuperNes - Indestructible, More Buttons

WORST CONTROLLERS EVER

1. Sega Saturn 3D Contoller - Its a fucking CD player shaped controller! At Last!

2. NeoGeo Contoller - Only the best controllers are BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING SYSTEM

3. Tie - GameCube , Dreamcast and Playstation (1+2) - The only thing better that epeleptic siezures caused by video games is carpel tunnel syndrome - caused by shitty video game controllers.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
BEST - FUCKING SEGA GENESIS 6-BUTTON CONTROLLER, U CUNT

PS - FUCKEN NERD, IF THE GC CONTROLLER IS HURTEN YOU, YOU'RE A MISUSIN' NERD TO BOOT
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
The Xbox controller is a ripoff of the Dreamcast controller, you moron.
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:08 PM       
The xbox controller is like a morbidly obese version of the Dreamcast controller. If any xbox controller is fitting your hands perfectly, than you've got some meaty paws.

Best:

1. Gamecube - This is the most comfortable controller I've ever held. ESPECIALLY the Wavebird. Wireless, bitches.

2. Super Nintendo - The PS controller is just a rip-off of this, I don't care how many people try to tell me otherwise

3. Dreamcast - There are some things I hate about it (I, personally, don't like the cord coming out of the bottem), but some things I fucking love about it (triggers, holds two VMU cards, etc.)

Worst:

1. Nintendo 64 - It wasn't all that bad a layout or anything, but they lasted about 6 hours a piece. I went though so many N64 controllers that just "stopped working." And they weren't cheap either. Fucking Nintendo.

2. Playstation - This is just a blatant SNES controller ripoff, and I hate those fucking grips on it that make it look like a retarded bird.

I can't think of a third so bite me
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
The NES Advantage is the best controller ever as far as I'm concerned.

There's also this:

Blaze Twin Shock Arcade Joysticks

I bought this for my playstation a while ago (though mine is the limited edition black version with red buttons). The thing is friggin huge and it's perfect for anybody that enjoys standard arcade controls. I love this thing. :o
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 10:54 PM       
Worst controller ever: NES U-Force. If you've ever tried to use it, you know. If you haven't, consider yourself blessed. :/
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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 11:46 PM       
The Xbox controller is BASED on the Dreamcast controller? Holy shit professor!

I actually thought it was based on your mom


PS I said the Xbox controller S, not the original one. There is quite a difference between the two. Next time read my post properly before you try and flame me, homo

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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 11:49 PM       


BEST FUCKING CONTROLLER EVER.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
YAH FOR NERDS LOL

PS. C DRIVE, U R A FAT HEAD FOR LIKING MICROSOFT X-BOX S OVER THE MICROSOFT SIDEWINDER GAMEPAD (THE ORIGINAL DAISYCHAINER, NOT THAT FAGGY BOOMERANG DESIGN)
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:16 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:33 AM       
Best one: Playstation 2, SNES second best
Worst one: Any Genesis controller, 3Do second worst (from my memory)
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
Holy shit! I can't believe I forgot about this:

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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
Best: Genesis 6 button, Microsoft sidewinder gamepad, SNES (I want to say NES but I think I just spent so many hours with it that my hands formed to fit its shape).

Worst: Playstation (those hulkster handlebars gotta go), N64, and any Atari 2600 joystick (first or third party)
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 03:03 PM       
Good :
Gamecube
NES
SNES
Genesis

Bad :
X-Box
PS 1 and 2
Dreamcast

And all of the generic controllers fucking suck. They all hurt your hands.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
Anyone who doesn't like the PSX/PS2 controller is an idiot with carnie hands. That's not opinion, it's fact.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 04:49 PM       
Easy now... no need to get personal Don Juan. Some people's hands are so used to being in that shaft gripping position that it's comfortable.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 04:53 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 05:07 PM       
That was kind of the point to begin with. :/

But still, I think the PS2 controller is the best controller of all time. It's not huge, and the button placement is perfect. The analog and pressure-sensitive controls are a nice touch too (I'm not sure if X-Box of Gamecube have them).

As for the handles, what's the big deal? You make it sound like it's the only one to have them. I prefer it, because you have a better grip on the controller. The SNES has a decent controller, but you were basically holding it by the fingertips.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 05:47 PM       
KEYBOARD AND MOUSE, YOU ASSHOLES.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
BEST: PSX

WORST: PS2



In all seriousness, Gamecube's is pretty damn comfortable, and I like how GameBoy Advance's button placement is farther apart than the old GameBoys.

I break buttons easily on Genesis controllers. I have about five of them with buttons pushed in and stuck. I go through N64 controllers like I go through toilet paper. And XBox has controllers that can be a fourth the fucking size and still accomodate all the fucking buttons.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 10:26 AM       
Best: Super Nintendo controller, hands down. The D-Pad is the best ever.

Worst: Original GBA. There should have been more buttons added and the placement is awkward.

Some people complain about the DC controller, but I like it. The L + R pads are the best.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 11:38 AM       
One thing about the Dreamcast controller that I think is both good and bad are the L and R triggers. Because when you naturally hold the controller, your fingers are on the triggers. That's great when you play a game where you're always using the triggers, but when you're playing a game where pushing L or R does something that you don't want to do 90 percent of the time, it's hard not to accidentally push the triggers cause your fingers are on them all the time.
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