I Dream of Mockers

[James]

A beach ablaze with the light of sunset...

The waves crashing against the shores like thunder...

I look off in the distance, and see Roger, buck naked, riding a white stallion...

Err, wait. That's not what happened at all. I dreamt that some of us met up at Rog and Doopa's house for dinner. I spent some time walking around the first floor, opening doors to see what the house was like. Then I saw Doopa go into the basement, and Rog went up some stairs (I didn't know there was a second floor).

Then, other mockers showed up. Glowbelly (who had short black hair), and asked me to call her Karen. Then there was another girl (also with short black hair) named Cait who showed up. I don't know who she was, but thinking about her made me remember this girl during my short time in college, so now I'm pissed off and upset.

Anyway, Proto was also there, I think. And there was also a guy who looked like a Mexican truck driver, who I THINK was supposed to be George. Remember that, as it's the highlight of this dream.

There may have been others, but I don't remember. Then we all sat down for dinner, and I woke up. That sucked, because I was hoping that I'd get to play some games with everyone.

[Anonymous]

fag

[glowbelly]

see? i'm really nice, ESPECIALLY in person.

[mburbank]

The 'girl' named 'cait'? Me. I am in disguise, spying on your dreams. And not just yours.

[James]

I was trying to think who that Cait could have been, and it led me to remember a Cait from college (this was not her though). So I'm very pissed at you for choosing that name, Max.

YOU MADE ME REMEMBER THAT GIRLS ARE BICTHES.

[mburbank]

You need to own your reaction, Mister.

[James]

I'm going to be mad all day now.

[LegoLars]

IM GOING HOME!

[mburbank]

So go. Just don't fall asleep.

[LegoLars]

Mitteilungsbedürfnis ?

[James]

I just remembered that I made Roger LOL in the dream. i just can't remember what I did.

[Rez]

WHAT WAS GOING TO BE FOR DINNER THOUGH???!!!

[James]

I woke up too early.

As Roger and Re. They were the hosts.

[Jixby Phillips]

I BET YOU I WAS THERE AND I WAS ACTING ALL CRAZY!!!

[glowbelly]

he's always trying to kiss things in my dreams
i'm talking about jixby

[Les Waste]

I once had a dream with Jixby in it once

I can't remember what it was, since I am never able to remember my dreams. But knowing what I usually dream about, he was probably trying to kill a pillowcase with a real big club and a bicycle before the spiders started coming out of ears and nose again.

My dreams are really scary

[James]

I had a dream about Jixby once, and when I woke up my pajama bottoms were big in front.

[Rongi]

I had a dream Rog was trying to steal my brain, and I think Christopher Walkin was in it too

[Ninjavenom]

You guys are freaks.

[mburbank]

I had a dream that all you sons of bitches were out in a field with me and we were all holding sheaves of wheat, see? And your sheaves of wheat were bowing down to my sheave of wheat. Get me?

[noob3]

I don't dream about anything relevant, I once had a dream I was riding a magical vhs tape.

[mburbank]

name dropping fuck.

[FS]

Fuck, that would be so awesome.

[!!!!]

GLOWBELLY I HAD A DREAM THAT JIXBY TRIED TO KISS ME AND I PUSHED HIM DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS AND HE DIED

[mburbank]

I think you told us about that dream shortly after I first got here. Either that or I'm having a deja vu. Or I'm just lieing. Or I don't even know.



MOXIE! LEARN TO DRINK IT!