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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 02:35 AM       
how do I email my penis?
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 02:39 AM       
you have to reduce it to individual pixels first, i'd recommend a cheese grater
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:29 AM       
Ok, last night's party was AWESOME!
I didn't get in the hot tub, and I didn't get spanked, but I almost fell off a stripper pole!
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Next weekend is the Naughty Christmas Party.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:34 AM       
I know what I'm getting you for Christmas!

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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:44 AM       
I get a full STD panel test every year.
And we only have safe sex.
I'm retarded, but I'm not THAT dumb.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:47 AM       
Oh thank god, I didn't want to get aids from my weekly broomstick anal rape.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:48 AM       
No, you'll just get AIDs from your pet-sitting.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:52 AM       
But I don't pet sit Monkeys!
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:57 AM       
You forgot to add "yet".
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 01:21 AM       
Mmph.

I met my ex over Match.com. Then he moved the Georgia, got a new gf, and now he won't even friend me on Facebook despite telling me that we could remain friends when we broke up. Fucker.

Had some great cybersex with him though.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 11:46 AM       
i dunno why i find cybersex creepy and phone sex acceptable.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 11:50 AM       
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i dunno why i find cybersex creepy and phone sex acceptable.
You can only use one hand over the phone.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 12:04 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 09:03 AM       
Phone sex, cycbersex all does nothing to turn me on. Even porn or male strippers, nothing. Maybe I don't have enough imagination? But I need the real sex thing or nothing.
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 10:14 AM       
Not even toys? The guys at the pub must love you!
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 12:54 PM       
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Maybe I don't have enough imagination?
I'd say so. Try liteerotica.com or something, exercise your imagination and you'll be able to use it for sex.
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 02:09 PM       
I've been told your love is like bad medicine.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 12:43 AM       
crimson ghost you are giving love a bad name i think it should sue for slander
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Old Jun 26th, 2009, 04:52 AM       
I'm about to do it again, and I met her from here!
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Old Jun 26th, 2009, 10:09 AM       
Isnt ZQ a minor? Dont worry. I wont call the cops.
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Old Jun 26th, 2009, 11:12 AM       
Take pictures and send them to me. I want details.
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Old Jun 26th, 2009, 11:57 AM       
Is there a market for Japesus porn?
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Old Jun 26th, 2009, 12:00 PM       
You could call it Holy War.
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Old Jun 27th, 2009, 05:52 AM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 10:52 PM       
Tadao on To Catch a Predator: "Have a seat, there. Just have a seat."

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