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[mburbank]

If you're going to say 'want'; say 'I'll buy' not 'I'd buy'.

If you're going to say 'I'd buy', say 'If I wanted'.

And I don't think what you 'wan't' in a 'chick' really matters very much, practically speaking.

[Brandon]

A "Catholic Samurai," eh?

Does that come with a dental plan, Vinnie?

[VinceZeb]

Yes, it does. But I really don't get the full benefits of it since I take excellent care of my teeth.

[kellychaos]

He's got the whitest teeth that his boyfriend has ever come (sp?) across.

[mburbank]

47.) "Most of the cities that donated the most money per percentage of disposable income voted for Bush... the least, well, voted for Gore."

48.) "The link leads to my message board where the post will always be there."

49.) "There is a report from Japan that due to all the saturation of porno in the Land of The Rising (huh huh) Sun, that men are unable to perform when having intercourse with a woman."

50.) "Does anyone know of a good routine to do when you want to tone muscle and lose fat in the stomach area? It has been the only spot that I have not lost a ton of weight off of, and it is getting really annoying."

51.) "I have went through 3 different boards in less than 1 day and finally decided on one I want to stick with."

[CaptainBubba]

There is no such thing as toning Vince. It is a misconception that you can target your fat loss. The abdominal area of the body simply holds more fat and is also an area of extreme water retention, which I'm betting is your culprit.

Try consuming less sodium, more water and continue to lose fat and in time your abs should become clearly visible.

Or you can eat a bottle of ephedra and purge yourself after every meal eventually succumbing to the stress you put on your body and collapsing from heart failure. You'll be dead, but I guarentee you'll be the most ripped corpse in the family.

[mburbank]

"Ripped Corpse" made me laugh.

[mburbank]

52.) "Works at a stupid museum because he could not get a job anywhere where money had to be made. Has a child reported that occurred because of mercy sex."

53.) "Some whiny little ho-bag didn't want to be on a cruise so she writes a couple of terrorist-type letters in hope to get the ship to return early so she can see her boyfriend."

54.) "I am probably one of the biggest metal fans around, but ya know, even though Ozzy truly loves his kids, he is a lax fucking discipliner."

[VinceZeb]

Does this have anything to do with Religion/Politics/News/etc. Max?

[mburbank]

etc.


The etc, in this case, being you.

It also falls under 'philosiphy' and 'sociology' since I find your writing style most revealing as a study of a singular disorgnized mind and a product of talk radio culture.


I could put in in general blabber, but you don't go there. I could put it in "Recomended Reading", as I recomend it highly and it's kind of like reading. There in't a section specifficallly for lingual barbarity on the web.

[kellychaos]

I think that we can justifiably file this under "Religion". There are certain religious sects that diametrically oppose Vince and see him as the anti-Christ ... well, actually I started that sect but members are increasing ... curiously at the same rate as those that log into this forum.

[VinceZeb]

I know you are trying to be funny, Kelly, but since I am Catholic, there is a LOT of truth into the idea that Catholics are a part of the whole Anti-Christ situation.

[mburbank]

I have no idea what the sentence is supposed to mean.

[kellychaos]

You are not alone ... but I'm kind of looking forward to the explanation ... assuming that it's a little more lucid ... Hey! A guy can dream, can't he?!

[mburbank]

Okay, lets say he means 'as' and not since, ie. speaking 'as' a Catholic, with some authority on the subject.

It's pretty clear he means truth 'in' the idea, and not truth 'into' as that wouldn't mean anything.

"Catholics are a part of the whole Anti-Christ situation."

This is the most difficult part. What exactly is 'the whole Anti-Christ situation'? Does he mean the rise of a literal antichrist, and is he suggesting that this anti-christ is posing as a Catholic? Does he mean that false Catholics or weak, corrupt Catholics encourage the future rise of an anti-christ? Or is he merely stating that evil has a firm foothold within the Catholic churhc as it exists today?

In any of these interpretations, one still has to ask, how is this in any way a response to your joking suggestion, Kelly, that you have begun a cult like branch of Christianity that posits Vince as the Antichrist?

[Vibecrewangel]

Circular logic?

[kellychaos]

Discussions with Vince are becoming more and more like a twisted version of Alice's conversations with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ... except that they had the advantage of being logically correct.

I think the Vince's next step will be in pointing out that the head of the Pope's septor has a design that looks eerily like three consecutive sixes. 8-)

[mburbank]

They were triplets, but Vince slept late and missed out on being in the book.

What was his name?



Tweedledim?

Tweedledumber?

Tweedleweiner?

[mburbank]

56.) "If you liked movies in the 80s, it is a sure-fire read!"

57.) "Posted an article by myself that deals with racism. It is revealing of the social problems of the day."

58.) "It's been floating around the grapevine that NASCAR wrote a big check to the racial extortionalist and deplorable asshole Jesse Jackson for an unknown reason."

59.) "Because, as everyone knows, blacks have been having protests non-stop since for the past 10 years about wanting to drive in a NASCAR race."

60.) "In this month I have had approximately 2700 viewers and 2600 unique visitors to this site based off of nothing more than word of mouth and my advertising."

61.) "Racism. When approaching this topic, I thought about doing something that was real insightful and hard-hitting."

62.) "When did this become a "good" idea? I sure as hell can’t see it happening in my life too soon."

63.) "Look at the beautiful black women that have been shown in our culture for years."

64.) "When I see that picture, the first thing I think about is not "Gee, I wonder where she be livin’ so I’s can throw rocks atta house and put a big ol’ burnin cross in her middle yard", I am thinking "Wow, if I met a girl like that, I’d beat the living shit out of the first guy that would hit on her." But then again I am the possessive type."

65.) "Those nice, sweet, "multicultural" black power movements are just as bad as the toothless, Stars and Bars toting rednecks."

66.) "I freely admit that black people got the shaft when this country was formed, but do you think whining about it and saying that BLACK people need to rule the country is the best way to go about people giving you respect?"

67.) "I mean, do you think of one of these uniform wearing black power screaming retards would be able to get the interest of a chick like Sung-Hi Lee that they would want to beat the hell out of her? I highly doubt it."

68.) ""Wow. She’s hot" is the first thing most males with penises think of when seeing a woman like that. But since I am not a hate-filled asswhipe who is black, I guess I just don’t understand what Koreans have done to me over the years."

69.) "Go to any various white-power sites on the Internet and you can find lots of various cute little comics about Mexicans being welfare mamas and such."

70.) "Trust me, if I’m some racist asshole and some hot woman walked up to me that wasn’t my color, I think the racism would be taken over by something that controls men of all races and cultures: The penis."

[Anonymous]

number 68 made me laugh really really hard

[mburbank]

63, "Look at the beautiful black women that have been shown in our culture for years." is my personal favorite in that batch, because it makes Black Women sound like Pure breed dogs or cars.

[VinceZeb]

Shut your cock-hole, Max. I swear, you try to overanalyze everything like there is an interior motive.

Yes, there are some very beautiful women out there that are BLACK! God forbid anyone point that out, because pointing out features of a woman would be a bad thing! But if I was black and saying the same fucking thing, you wouldn't try to analyze it like I am doing a fucking doctorate report. And I guess black women haven't been shown throughout the years in media? How did people in mainstream America learn about women like Hallie Berry or Pam Grier, through legends passed down by fruity looking guys with puffy pants playing at expos in museums like you work at?

No, you stupid cunt, THEY WERE SHOWN ON TELEVISON! Quit trying to make me come off as some kind of possessive asshole. I can't help that I like to point out what makes women beautiful! Oh man, I said a black girl has braided hair and nice legs, I must be trying to make her an object! Oh man, can't point anything out! My best friend's wife is from from Indonesia, but by saying that I must be fullfilling some kind of white man's sterotype by pointing out something that is fucking obvious! Man, the rolling stones are a bunch of possessive assholes because they wrote a song called BROWN SUGAR! IT was about, GASP, a black girl! I think the NAACP and Max Burbank should join up to make sure this horrible objectional song is never sung again!

And that dirty David Bowie. "China Girl"?!?! Well, that is just a sterotyping of a woman who happens to be Chinese. It is just not right that he points out that the woman is chinese. Couldn't it have just been short haired girl or beautiful girl! It is obvious that Bowie is a racist bigot who has never had any communication with Asian people in his life because he wrote a song about a China girl.


Man, these guys are close minded bigoted assholes who never have associated with someone who wasn't white in their life! I hope Max and Kelly get on the ball and tell the world about this evil scheme that is being promoted throughout the world for the last half century! Go, Kelly! Go, Max! RUN! SAVE US FROM THE EVIL IDEA OF DESCRIBING PEOPLE FOR BEING UNIQUELY DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER! WE ALL MUST BE THE SAME!

WE ALL MUST BE THE SAME! WE ALL MUST BE THE SAME!

[jin]

"Shut your cock-hole, Max. I swear, you try to overanalyze everything like there is an interior motive. "

Is "cock hole" a reference to maxs' homersexuality?

Also, he wrote one sentence, to which you wrote a non-sensical, page long, rambling, diatribe in response. Who seems to be overanalyzing here?

PS. I think he is drawing reference to the way you seem to describe them as you would a different species, you ******-lover.

[AChimp]

"Trust me, if I’m some racist asshole and some hot woman walked up to me that wasn’t my color, I think the racism would be taken over by something that controls men of all races and cultures: The penis."

Yup, and you know what? We might as well just whip out that penis and do her on the spot because those hot ****** mamas are just moaning for it.

Of course, if I was a racist asshole, I might not care if she was moaning for it or not. I just might do her anyways because she's not really human, afterall.

[Vibecrewangel]

Bringing up race to use in a description of another person is one thing. But some people seem to bring it up like it's a badge of honor for themselves because they have contact with people of other varying ethnic backgrounds.

People who truly don't think it's a big deal don't feel the need to talk about it at every opportunity.