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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:28 AM       
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here is some of the seals that can be used for magic.
but when theese specific seals are carved into a talisman like this they form aan amulet that can banish the evil ones,
the Rabishu
however in the same time, it may only be used as an offensive item if moonlight shines upon the amulets metal.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
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from the key of solomon ;(

http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/lks/lks05.htm

that's all the seals for all the demons within the key of solomon. Somewhere in the book it says which metals/materials to make the talismans out of and describes how to summon them.
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 05:23 AM       
i myself prefer to use "the book of fifty the fifty names".
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 09:03 AM       
You know that magic isn't real, right?

And neither is the Necronomicon.
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 12:29 PM       
then how come that i own 2 types of it?
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 12:36 PM       
Yeah, Spectre, I've got both Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 3 in some box at my parents' place, are you gonna tell me the mushroom kingdom isn't real? Because in my dreams I go there ALL THE TIME.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 06:25 AM       
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then how come that i own 2 types of it?
Because they're fakes. Sure, technically they're the Necronomicon because that's what they're called, but they're not authentic books of ancient evil lore. They are not genuine books of the dead. They are full of a bunch of crap.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 11:43 AM       
actually the real necronomicon isn't a book ancient of evil lore
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 02:49 PM       
That's because it's not real. It's not a genuine tome of arcane secrets. It was composed and published because H.P. Lovecraft made it up and it became popular.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 05:25 PM       
Nuh uh! Its real, haven any of you seen evil dead!? Its full of spells that ressurect demons, and create time warps, all kinds of crazy shit.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 05:31 PM       
And how can you explain your own avatar when Hellboy is CLEARLY LOVECRAFTIAN??
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
I own an ancient book about dragons. Therefore dragons exist.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 06:32 PM       
There is an actual Book of the Dead. But it isn't evil, it isn't called the Necrinomicon, and really has nothing to do with what anything with what marine thinks it has to do with.

Its just what egyptians used to keep track of how many of their pharoes have died and what what they did in their crazy vacation in the afterlife.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 06:46 PM       
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And how can you explain your own avatar when Hellboy is CLEARLY LOVECRAFTIAN??
Its a pic of a buddy named sheldon, him and 2 other people dressed up as hardcore 80 teens :O. then I shot his stupid ass wiht an airsoft gun.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 06:58 PM       
Oh, I was referring to Spectre X.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 10:16 PM       
You mean you were talking to the guy with the Hellboy avatar about his Hellboy avatar? Pjalne, you crazy Norwegian!
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Old Feb 20th, 2006, 12:09 PM       
Yea I posted the link to the egyptian book of the dead in this thread, also to the psychedelic Tibetan book of the dead(the tibetan book of the dead edited by timothy leary if I remember right). I really liked the tibetan book of the dead.

Both necronomicons have been called inauthentic on many occassions, yet there is still alot of recorded usage of the rituals and ceremonies. This may have something to do with the idea that most of the practicioners don't really believe in magic per se, but the ability ceremony and ritual has to control the sub-conscious and make an effectual change upon it. Some people who summon monsters from the necronomicon would probably also be inclined to summon the Harry Potter heirachy(not that they do), and according to them they would receive the same results because it is more of an intellectual mapping than a magical process.
Jung studied, practiced, wrote and even based alot of his ideas on magical bs.
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Old Feb 20th, 2006, 03:09 PM       
i still prefer to use "the book of fifty names"
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 12:40 PM       
I prefer, "The book of a thousand invocative farts".
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 10:40 PM       
I prerfer the instruction manual to Crimson Skies.

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