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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:10 PM        Fuck my birthday.
I'm not doing it this year. I'm not. Another fucking year down the drain. Twelve months of trivialities. Fifty-two weeks of failure. Three hundred and sixty-five days of fucking up. Eight thousand seven hundred... well, you get the idea.

It's not my goddamn birthday today. Everyone, unwish me a birthday.

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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
have a very unmerry unbirthday
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY ;<
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:17 PM       
Happy Birthday from Matt Harty
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:21 PM       
Happy Not Your Birthday thing that you're not having... or whatever. :/
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:27 PM       
dear fs' birthday,

get lost,

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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:28 PM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FS FROM ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT I-MOCKERY!

...AND MANY MOOOOOORE!
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 06:35 PM       
Happy birthday.
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 07:10 PM       
Happy birthday.
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 07:16 PM       
On my planet you can actually remove your birthday from the calendar.
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 08:22 PM       
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
EAT A SHIT CAKE AND CHOKE ON IT, FATSATAN

Unhappy Birthday!
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 08:35 PM       
Mine was on the 10th. I took a practice Bar exam...I don't wanna be a lawyer anymore so I feel ya

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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 08:50 PM       
MrAdventure's unbirthday wish was probably the best, but there were many good ones.

I would thank all of you if there was any reason for me to be the center of attention today, but there isn't.
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 08:53 PM       
on the plus side you probably saw more real world time than everyone here combined...
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
Fuck you, birthday boy
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 12:25 AM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRY NOT TO PRETEND YOU DIED THIS TIME
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 01:02 AM       
dear fatsatan,

if you don't even like your birthday, why would i wanna fuck it?

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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 01:20 AM       
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Dear sadie

If FatSatan's birthday had all the qualities it needs to be deemed "fuckable", would you do it with a strap-on?

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P.S. Don't tell us please.
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 01:27 AM       
dear sajuuk,

i appreciate your imaginative letter; however, as the birthday in question is not yours, i find myself not inclined to address your pornographic fantasy.

[i.e. fuck off.]

sincerely, sadie
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 01:47 AM       
Here in Arizona you still have five more minutes of painful unhappy birthday, I am celebrating it for you by watching Iron Chef and going to bed
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 03:23 AM       
Unhappy bizarro birthday FS.
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 08:32 AM       
i bet if everyone gave you a popsicle today you'd be singin a very different tune, mr. fatsatan
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 02:33 PM       
The very idea of a strap-on is blasphemus and an abomination to God ... unless it has a crunchy, cherry-flavored coating.
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