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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:57 AM        I Tattoo Philosophy / Hate Modern / New Religion
(NOTE: I wrote this under the influence of drink and Jocke Karlsson, Fortress, Pluton Svea, Youngang, The Clash, Hyul-maeng, 18Cruk and other outstanding musicians of harder rock)

I did a tattoo on my right arm that takes up the area between the wristandthe top of the shoulder, and oneday I will make the tattoo cover from my last knuckle on my fingers up to my whole neck, and then put something on the head, and I willtattoo down to the final toe-knuckles that I have. It is a Japanese style infused with American skinheadism style.

At first, I was unsure. But then, I thought:

If I tattoo three fish for courage, how would I ever fear the results of the tattoos? And I do not fear any result. I bear them proudly.

If I tattoo a lotus flower for honorable death, how could I live dishonorable to self and deny myself my greatest pleasures?

I know, now, that the tattoo of Chinese characters Ren Xiao Yao (任逍遙) meaning "To follow wind happy and carefree" is goingto go on my neck next to two butterflies with bright colors caught inside of spider webs,representative of my beauty as a butterfly, and my impending destruction at the hands of a spider society. And the words mean, and the butterfly means, that I will be free and follow my own desire.

I will put the delicate,feminine butterfly for the women in my life.

I am going to tattoo ideals of honor and courage b ecause today,none have it.

People are afraid to fight, people are afraid to take a risk, and people shit on 6,000 years of civilization as if it were nothing. They think they are wiser than the ancestors, and they dont love their nations, and they do notfight back ever and they even hate fights.

I am not just a Nationalist because I am conservative, I am a Nationalist because I see rivers, stones, mountains, valleys, people, and I know "This is a great land, and I donot dishonor it." Even if I were a liberal, I would be a nationalist because I believe in beauty.I am an environmentalist not because I am a fucking gay, but because I am in love with the land.

And I remember our ancestors who were Vikings, Mongol horsemen, Samurai, Knights, Chevaliers, Spartans, Immortals, and I know: this society is so fucked because our ideals are gathered from 50 Cent, Michael Moore, etc.

Even Republicans are cowards. You would think a conservative would understand ideals. You would think they have 'SPQR' spirit.

I get tattoos everywhere for the courage, the honor, and my personal separation from the herd of cunts. Conservatives are boring, tame products of the 1950s that are pathetic reflections of past culturism. They were the beginning of the downfall of our civilization.

I want unending glory. I want to go back to the days of Spartans, Mongol hoards, warriors... I just want people to act like humanity is not just 70 years of masturbation and fucking.

So I decide the most glory is to be a MAN. To follow the way of men. So I tattoo the way of men on me. I tattoo:
(1) FISH for courage
(2) LOTUS for honor.
(3) and I tattoo "DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI" for "be a soldier,be a warrior, be a killer, be a dier for your country because yuo are nothing without the debts and sacrifices others made."

There is so much tattoo to do,and through it to express that I hate your society, even if yuo do have a Republican President, you are still nations of filth infested by European socialists and commie scum that have no concepts.

I want to join a group of Mongolians to ride horses into Europe and kill all of the people and make them live under tyranny so I can teach them how to be men.

I want to beat men up because then they will understand that they have to be men.

The way of men is dead. Now there are men who wear makeup and shave legs and they do not want to fight or drink, and when they get a girl pregnant they leave, and when they get a wife they divorce, andwhen they get a kid they spend most of their time at work.

There are kids that did not grow up playing sports and did not learn how to fight. There are kids who do not grow up knowing Nature or Ideals.

There are men who actually think this is good that we do not fight, and that we divorce or have irresponsibility.

If you disagree with me, I will fight you. If you agree with me, I will fight you. If you partially agree with me, I will explain myself more thoroughly, and once you have taken sides, I will fight you.

We fight and drink and we laugh and love, and we tattoo our bodies and listen to deafening music, and we turn a park into a Barbarian Encampment.

When all of civilization has become valueless, only barbarians have values.

I worship nature and animals, and I worship God because He exists and He made such the beautiful nature, and I am going to revel in His creation.

I like the rusty taste of blood and a broken face, and I like the delicate hands of a woman shaving my hair bald and the soft, warmth of a womans gripping flower.

Once, I would have been Great.

People would have married their daughters to me because they would see the awesome Verv walking. They would all say:

"This man is loyal to his Nation, he fights people all the time and asks 'who is next?' when he is wounded, he loves nature and he loves his animals in his herd, he honors his parents and is friends to everyone,"

But today, some people see Verv and say: "His nation is corrupt, there is no values or God, I hate my parents, fighting is morally wrong, honor is a myth, and he is just an idiot who likes his animals."

And my reaction to the fall of Western civilization is to become a Barbarian.

Because, when I smile and go to see the pogo drunk punks and skinheads and prostitutes and gangsters and old men and women, they smile so wide. They see me and they know who I am. I am young and I am a real man of this century, and I am like all of them, and they feel safe because as long as I exist, there will be relics of our heritage.

I am nice to everyone, aall the time,and I givethe homeless 5 bucks because I love them, and I always act proper, and I fight out of fun, and I am living my ideals and loving my nature andmy country every single day.

I am a Spartan.

Does anybody want to join a religion that:

(1) Follows the wind, happy and carefree
(2) Fights for fun and memory and glory.
(3) Covers their bodies in tattoos (decorating our most precious temples)
(4) Drinks from sunset to sunrise each Sabbath.
(5) Honors our ancestors.
(6) Goes to nature, and camps, and loves nature
(7) Worships the water thattouches our lips and our body, and is recycled to touch our lipsand body and go inside of our children, and the water that once went into thebodies and touchedthe sweet lips andbodies ofour ancestors, of our fish, of our animals? Of our MOUNTAINS AND TREES.

If you agree to the seven points, we will have a religion.

We will write a Holy Book that is called:

"Writings Of Everyone Of Us"

We will make an art museum called:

"The Bodies Of Ourselves"

Our name will be our names, and then we will note that we are members of a sacred order of people who have names and are barbarians.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 01:48 AM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 02:02 PM       
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Once, I would have been Great.

People would have married their daughters to me because they would see the awesome Verv walking. They would all say:

"This man is loyal to his Nation, he fights people all the time and asks 'who is next?' when he is wounded, he loves nature and he loves his animals in his herd, he honors his parents and is friends to everyone,"

But today, some people see Verv and say: "His nation is corrupt, there is no values or God, I hate my parents, fighting is morally wrong, honor is a myth, and he is just an idiot who likes his animals."

And my reaction to the fall of Western civilization is to become a Barbarian.

Because, when I smile and go to see the pogo drunk punks and skinheads and prostitutes and gangsters and old men and women, they smile so wide. They see me and they know who I am. I am young and I am a real man of this century, and I am like all of them, and they feel safe because as long as I exist, there will be relics of our heritage.

I am nice to everyone, aall the time,and I givethe homeless 5 bucks because I love them, and I always act proper, and I fight out of fun, and I am living my ideals and loving my nature andmy country every single day.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 02:34 PM       
I'm pretty sure that loving the animals in your herd is illegal, even in Korea.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 02:36 PM       
Hey Drunky Mcpunchingbagface!

Thanks for all the quotes! I'll get to 'em soon!

Till then, keep drinkin' yourself sloppy and encourageing people to hit your face till it bleeds, and keep writtin'!!
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 04:35 PM       
Oh christ I have no concepts!


I would ask to be spared of the poetry crap, but it's providing a laugh by proxy
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 05:24 PM        Re: I Tattoo Philosophy / Hate Modern / New Religion
I like the sound of that religion, especially (4), although I haven't got any tattoos, and I'm not sure about (3). I'd have to be a tattooless member.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 11:56 PM       
What an enraging mockery of humanity KK is.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 11:57 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2006, 03:04 AM       
hahaha, we should talk about the ideas in it.

I really like this phrase. It is now a motto:

When all of civilization has become valueless, only barbarians have values.
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Old Mar 19th, 2006, 11:02 AM       
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That's completely retarded.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 10:22 AM       
Gosh, Kulty. How long do you think that barbarian liver of yours is going to last?

There were a lot of times reading through your brilliant found art post that I thought of speciffic responses, but the thing is, your just such a big mess.

You're... a nationalist American who wants to take 6000 years of history into account (and I'm guessing that at VERY most you have a vague idea what some of your ancestors might have been, maybe, a few hundred years ago) that's tied to land worship of a place your ancestors aren't from, covered with tattoos, many symbolic of Kultures you aren't part of...

So, you're in favor of... Barbaric American Nationalism? So, you're, what, like a French immigrant fur trapper? How you're getting this Conan the Barbarian stuff mixed up with America and nationalsim is kind of beyond me. We're only a little over two hundred years old, and the tradition we most wanted to bring with us out of Europe was based on The Magna Carta, not club wielding uber Goths and Vandals. We pretty much wiped out the population that was already tied to the land here, and since then we've had Immigrants from every nation on earth.

So really, the ony thing you said I find worthy of direct comment is "Once, I would have been great"

I doubt that. You make me think of pimply guys that save up all their money for the annual Rennaisance fair and talk about how if they been back in the days of Orc and Hobbits people would have understood their poetry and chicks would have dug them.

I think you should be saying
"Once, I would have gotten drunk, picked on the wrong guy and he'd have beaten me until what was left looked like chunky pasta sauce. If I had been lucky enough to live through it, I'd have done the same thing as soon as I was back on my feet and repeated the process until someone killed me. The best I could have hoped for is that after surving several near fatal beatings, the other Barbarians would have taken pity on my broken, crippled self, and kept me on as some sort of human mascot."

Listen. I have known several people who drink the way you say you do. There's a point at which you will damage your brain so badly there will be no coming back. Barbarians DO NOT RIDE with the guy that cannot stay on the horse. Pull yourself together.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 01:04 PM       
I knew this guy who was like KK and had his whole body tatted and he was really into counter-culture type bullshit and the occult. He joined some crazy "freak" carnival where he was a doorman or something. ANyway, he ended up getting them all lasered off, even the ones on his face.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 11:23 PM       
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I was just rereading your post and this caught my eye and made me snort my drink through my nose laughing.
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I'm pretty sure that loving the animals in your herd is illegal, even in Korea.

I was wondering if anyone else caught him copping to bestiality.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 05:36 PM       
Man, this guy is fucking crazy.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 05:55 PM       
No arguement there. :/

Now if only I knew how to put Kulturkampf's logo over this logo....

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Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:43 PM       
that was utterly fucking retarded but i find the term "gripping flower" very amusing and I will try my hardest to fit that into an everyday conversation.
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