Mess with the USA? We'll make you GAY!

[Mockery]

BEWARE THE GAY BOMBS!
http://cbs2.com/topstories/topstorie...162114001.html

[DuFresne]

It's ceratinly an odd weapon concept, but I don't get some of those detractors in the article. Sure someone can be gay and excellent soldier, but that person, like most people, would not be incredibly horny all the time. This weapon would make them gay and horny, which could very well lower combat performance. I assume that the effects would be temporary as well. Once the chemical is flushed from your system, you return to being an averagely-horny boobman.

I thought I remember hearing somewhere that estrogen is present in higher amounts in gay males than straight ones. Maybe that's the secret ingredient?

Edit: if it is estrogen, maybe you would become a real boobman!

[kahljorn]

lol.. estrogen lowers horniness :O

[DuFresne]

True. I was trying to say that estrogen would be the secret ingredrient to make them gay, not horny. Obviously something else would have to make them want sex.

[mburbank]

I read about this and was unclear on wether money got spent, beyond the salary of the guy that wrote up the idea. I know they were looking for a lot of cash. Did they get any?

'Cause I'd be really really really glad if my government was spending money trying to make a gay sex bomb.

[El Blanco]

Wasn't that a Barry White song?

And how does one get that job? I want to be able to suggest crazy ass weapon ideas with a straight face and collect a paycheck. Where do I send my resume?

[mburbank]

Tell me about it!

"I propose a bomb that makes people think their knees are actually the heads of famous people they really admire. How could the enemy concentrate on killing our soldiers when overwhelmed by the joy of being with their own knees?"

[kahljorn]

(gay) sex bomb sex bomb, you're my (gay) sex bomb.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Tom Jones, I believe.

It's an all new new low for the Pentagon!