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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 05:33 AM        Road to truth
Road to the Truth can be found at the following address: [removed] (attention, it is not the ad of the site - it is the ad of the Truth).

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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 05:43 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 08:40 AM       
i hate to delete the threads of a clever spambot :< instead we can have a nice thread about our own personal path to enlightenment. for me i've found that to be naturalism, the accumulation of practical knowledge and banning advertising robots.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 10:17 AM       
I've had at least two life-changing epiphanies plus one near-psychic experience. They meant a lot to me, but you would probably find them pretty boring.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 11:04 AM       
I find myself stumbling in the dark off a short pier into the sea of madness and despair.


Also there are sharks of embarrassment there to bite at my tender nips.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:06 PM       
I've had so many fucked up life experiences that I now finally see the truth. I am a god.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:13 PM       
There is nothing that one can ever truly know as truth, apart from what is happening inside one's mind.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:18 PM       
An unemployed stoner friend of mine has been bitching about the Illuminati for the last three days. Some bullcrap about how I need to stop being a puppet to the shadow government or something.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:22 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:28 PM       
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That was so deep I almost fell in.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 12:29 PM       
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Yes, but the God of what, now.....

I'm guessing it's not funny.
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 03:10 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 04:27 PM       
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I've had at least two life-changing epiphanies plus one near-psychic experience. They meant a lot to me, but you would probably find them pretty boring.
My BFF recently had a life changing experience of some kind. Now she believes in telekinesis and that 9/11 is an inside job. She thought both were bullshit a month ago. =(
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Old Aug 1st, 2011, 09:40 PM       
And sometimes, life-altering epiphanies are not a good thing. Mine were uniformly positive.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2011, 06:30 AM       
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My BFF recently had a life changing experience of some kind. Now she believes in telekinesis and that 9/11 is an inside job. She thought both were bullshit a month ago. =(
She should combine both beliefs into one and just believe that 9/11 was an inside job caused by telekinesis
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