Ok, that was awesome. The AIM conversation was enough to make me choke on my pizza :<
popnvsinternet (07:22:53 pm): connecting
Microwaved Grape (07:23:04 pm): hold on
Microwaved Grape (07:23:13 pm): my asshole sister stole it
Microwaved Grape (07:23:27 pm): just a second
popnvsinternet (07:23:44 pm): search for opponents
Microwaved Grape (07:24:05 pm): I know how it works ok
popnvsinternet (07:24:12 pm): i mean i'm searching
Microwaved Grape (07:25:31 pm): how do I make it go faster
Microwaved Grape (07:25:51 pm): do I just have to wait until it can't find anyone else
popnvsinternet (07:25:58 pm): whoops
popnvsinternet (07:26:05 pm): i made the horrible mistake of pushing a button
Microwaved Grape (07:26:36 pm): I have a pink ds
popnvsinternet (07:26:42 pm): of course you do
popnvsinternet (07:26:49 pm): you are a lady
popnvsinternet (07:31:11 pm): oh bullshit
Microwaved Grape (07:31:14 pm): haha
popnvsinternet (07:31:25 pm): the one item box you hit me with just MATERIALIZED on me
Microwaved Grape (07:31:38 pm): lol
popnvsinternet (07:33:25 pm): i hate blue shells in every mario game ;<
popnvsinternet (07:33:29 pm): cheapest shit ever ;<
Microwaved Grape (07:33:50 pm): they're the worst in the 64 one
popnvsinternet (07:36:53 pm): i have a complaint ;<
Microwaved Grape (07:37:02 pm): uh oh
Microwaved Grape (07:40:26 pm): doh
popnvsinternet (07:40:29 pm): this game loves you
popnvsinternet (07:40:36 pm): OH SHIT GUITAR WOMAN IS ABOUT TO LOSE
popnvsinternet (07:40:44 pm): QUICKLY GIVE HIM ALL THE ITEMS IN THE WORLD
Microwaved Grape (07:40:56 pm): you aren't supposed hop at the boost thingies
popnvsinternet (07:41:13 pm): i don't
Microwaved Grape (07:41:35 pm): then what's with the kart twitching and shit
popnvsinternet (07:41:42 pm): that's your 2600 baud modem
Microwaved Grape (07:41:49 pm): lol shut up
popnvsinternet (07:41:52 pm): the same one that makes shells materialize 2 feet from my kart
popnvsinternet (07:45:06 pm): did you find all the delicious fruit i left for you
Microwaved Grape (07:45:11 pm):
Microwaved Grape (07:45:21 pm): This is why I hate toad
popnvsinternet (07:45:31 pm): his affinity for bananas?
Microwaved Grape (07:45:43 pm): his non-awesomeness with items
Microwaved Grape (07:49:06 pm): I WAS ABOUT TO WIN
Microwaved Grape (07:49:10 pm): AND I FELL OFF
Microwaved Grape (07:49:14 pm):
popnvsinternet (07:49:34 pm): it's just as well, the only reason you were so far ahead is that your red shell hit me right before a jump
Microwaved Grape (07:49:50 pm): i saw that
Microwaved Grape (07:52:57 pm): oh man that was INTENSE
popnvsinternet (07:52:58 pm): your connection is the greatest item anyone could hope for
Microwaved Grape (07:53:01 pm): lol
popnvsinternet (07:53:12 pm): first of all, on my screen I won that by 2 kart lengths
popnvsinternet (07:53:18 pm): secondly, you make a bomb APPEAR IN MY KART
Microwaved Grape (07:53:27 pm): D:
popnvsinternet (07:53:27 pm): i dropped a banana THROUGH YOU
Microwaved Grape (07:56:46 pm): uh well it's not really a picnic for me either
popnvsinternet (07:56:56 pm): THROUGH YOU
popnvsinternet (07:57:11 pm): and you also have the amazing ability to hit me with a star when I'm on the complete opposite side of the track
Microwaved Grape (07:57:22 pm): rofl
popnvsinternet (07:57:37 pm): TOAD IS COMING THROUGH, QUICKLY, DO A BARREL ROLL
Microwaved Grape (07:57:41 pm): how did you get hit by thaat rock
popnvsinternet (07:57:50 pm): well that one was fair ;,
Microwaved Grape (07:57:59 pm): I don't think I've ever seen anyone get hit by that
popnvsinternet (07:58:02 pm): it is the only kill blooper has gotten in his life, so I'll give it to him
Microwaved Grape (07:58:17 pm): oh is that what happened
popnvsinternet (07:58:25 pm): yeah ;<
popnvsinternet (07:58:30 pm): showed up too quick on the lower screen
popnvsinternet (07:59:22 pm): i have to get back to work now
Microwaved Grape (07:59:30 pm): yeah ok
popnvsinternet (07:59:33 pm): but i'm sure i'll remember that as being fun after I'm done being pissed off ;<