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Ant10708 · #1

Saw it yesterday and enjoyed it alot. I laughed for a good majority of the movie. Plus that kid from arrested development is in it. Good to see him get some work after that great show got canned. Mostly dialogue driven jokes which I liked instead of constant cheap laughs.

FartinMowler · #2

Great name for a movie

my next film is called "Yes I took out the fucking garbage bitch"

Emu · #3

fartin actually made me smile, well done

ScruU2wice · #4

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Plus that kid from arrested development is in it. Good to see him get some work after that great show got canned.

www.clarkandmichael.com

Michael Cera is already beating the path to being one of the funniest mo fos in the world.

Zomboid · #5

This movie was fucking awesome. It's nice going to a movie where I don't get so annoyed that I go play arcade games in the lobby until my friends are done (did that for chuck and larry the week before).

zeldasbiggestfan · #6

Want to see it just for that guy from Grandma's Boy.

kahljorn · #7

I want to see it just for the ending credits!

Molly · #8

"The guy’s either going to think, 'here’s another kid with a fake I.D. or here’s McLovin…the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.."

noob3 · #9

Spoiler: The cops think he's the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.

zeldasbiggestfan · #10

God damn this movie was good.

Esuohlim · #11

How did you get in to see it? Did you have to go with your mom?

Matt Harty · #12

The reminds me of when I went to see this movie a second time. A couple (presumably grandparents by the looks) with 4 kids with them ranging from ages 6-10. How horrible of a relative do you have to be to take your grandkids to a movie that says fuck/shit/cock more than twice every five seconds? I expected to see them frantically dragging the kids out after the first half hour of the movie but no luck. I wanted to punch them in the face so bad, but they're old. So I hope they have heart attacks.

GADZOOKS · #13

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How did you get in to see it? Did you have to go with your mom?

I wondered the same thing when he was talking about Clerks II. My mom banished my uncle from our house when he let me see Jaws as a kid, and that movie is tame compared to Kevin Smith's filth.

Oh, and this movie was pretty good considering the rather tired premise. It was fun and I don't have much else to say about it!

Deadbolt85 · #14

Judd Apatow is a pathetic Kevin smith wannabe and Seth Rogen is an unfunny fat fuck.
I hated 40 year old virgin and knocked up, and I refuse to watch this piece of shit someone had the balls to call a comedy.

GADZOOKS · #15

Touché

Did you hear Ass2Mouth has it's own Wikipedia page now?

zeldasbiggestfan · #16

That's pretty sad. But no it was my friends mom, but no better in any way. Worse thing about it, she fucking brought his 10 year old brother. That was pretty fucked up, considering shes religous and didn't slap him for even wanting to see it.

Matt Harty · #17

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Originally Posted by Deadbolt85

Judd Apatow is a pathetic Kevin smith wannabe and Seth Rogen is an unfunny fat fuck.
I hated 40 year old virgin and knocked up, and I refuse to watch this piece of shit someone had the balls to call a comedy.

Name some movies you find hilarious then.

Esuohlim · #18

Kevin Smith is a Kevin Smith wannabe.

"Superbad was SuperRAD!" -- Esuohlim

MetalMilitia · #19

I thought it was an absolutely hilarious film, but I bet it'll turn into the next Napoleon Dynamite and everyone will ruin it by quoting it to death.

Don't get me wrong, I'll still love it even after ten billion people start using the net handle 'maclovin' but it's annoying that jerks always ruin good films by repeatedly shouting the best bits in your face.

Matt Harty · #20

I DREW DICKS
I'M SORRY THAT I BLOCKED YOUR COCK MCLOVIN
CHICKA CHICKA YEEEAH
I LOVE RESPECTING WOMEN
BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY? THAT'S LIKE SLAPPING GOD ACROSS THE FACE
PREPARE TO GET FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW
YOU KNOW HOW MANY FOODS ARE SHAPED LIKE DICKS? THE BEST KIND.
YOU DON'T WANT GIRLS TO THINK YOU SUCK DICK AT FUCKING PUSSY
I'LL BE LIKE THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAG

Deadbolt85 · #21

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Name some movies you find hilarious then.

Other than Kevin smith's films and maybe a few by Jack Black, nothing really, I don't like comedies at all.

All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes. " You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy." I mean come ON! What the fuck is that? that's supposed to be funny? If anything it made me want to kill Judd Apatow with a rusty chainsaw. Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

Esuohlim · #22

Clearly

zeldasbiggestfan · #23

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Other than Kevin smith's films and maybe a few by Jack Black, nothing really, I don't like comedies at all.

All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes. " You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy." I mean come ON! What the fuck is that? that's supposed to be funny? If anything it made me want to kill Judd Apatow with a rusty chainsaw. Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

You obviously have never seen a movie with Jay and Silent Bob in it. You're either deaf or fucking retarded. Probably both, you twit.

Matt Harty · #24

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Other than Kevin smith's films and maybe a few by Jack Black, nothing really, I don't like comedies at all.

All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes. " You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy." I mean come ON! What the fuck is that? that's supposed to be funny? If anything it made me want to kill Judd Apatow with a rusty chainsaw. Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

You're incredibly dense. For someone who admits to hating comedy movies you're quick to be huge comedic critic on a movie you've never fucking seen. Second, you lose credibility for thinking Jay and Silent Bob is funny. And if you're into Kevin Smiths writing and directing career then yeah, Jersey Girl was an amazing movie. Nice taste you faggot.

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All of those quotes from Superbad have just confirmed the fact that comedy these days is nothing but dick and sex jokes.

Lets bust out some high quality Jay and Silent bob quotes while we're at it then:

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock.
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls

I'd keep going but then I might as well copy and paste the entire HILARIOUS script.

SORRY that Superbad has Seth Rogen in it. He's a guy people actually found funny in more than one movie, as opposed to 30 movies with ben affleck and matt damon that everyone fucking hated.

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Some people just don't leave junior high behind it seems.

Seeing as it's a movie BASED on a high school party. Kevin Smith movies are based on nothing and the plots are cameo filled fuck fests that only 12 year olds who's hobbies include sucking their own dick would find funny.

Superbad has a basic plot. But out of all the horrible high school party movies it succeeded at being hilarious because teens AND adults could relate. The humor was raunchy but executed in a smart way. Enough to make you give a genuinely laugh every few minutes.

I know you find Kevin Smith movies funny because hearing the word "dick" every five seconds gives you a warm feeling inside. But some people actually enjoy a good story.

Kevin Smith gave up the Green Hornet movie to Seth Rogen in order to do the Porno Comedy he's working on, which Seth Rogen was offered a starring role in. So fuck you.