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Man With No Arms 12 50.00%
Man With No Legs 12 50.00%
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Old Jul 31st, 2007, 02:58 PM       
You folks don't give the differently abled credit.

Bobby Martin, a legless man, successfully plays football for Colonel White High School in Dayton, Ohio. He's also on the wrestling team.



There are also a couple of successful wrestlers with no legs (Paco Torres comes to mind) or, in the case of Kyle Maynard no arms or legs aside from stumps.

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All that said, my money is still on the armless fellow if this is an unarmed (no pun) fight. He will have striking ability, reach, leverage and perhaps greater mobility. My money is on a boot to the head over a chokehold.
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Old Jul 31st, 2007, 05:50 PM       
What if the legless guy is Jesus - wouldn't he be able to float or something or something?

I still voted for armless guy
He could run around and kick the guy
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He has razor blades instead of soles
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