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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 11:58 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 12:06 AM       
I-Mockery for Fucktards

Step 1: Read the rules

Step 2: Ignore them

Step 3: Make up some "clever" profile

Step 4: Login

Now you've got a couple options depending on your personality if friendly go to Step 5, if not go to step 8.

Step 5: Make up a stupid ass thread such as Hi! or I'm new here!

Step 6: Become everyone's bitch boy.

Step 7: Whine about fucktards attacking you then go cry in your pink pillows, while your Dad comforts you by pumping you in the ass.

If hostile:

Step 8: Pick a fight with one or more of the fucktard's already on here. (Preferably as many as possible)

Step 9: Continue this until you get bored.

Step 10: Post half way civilized for awhile until...a) Someone calls you a fucktard. b) You call someone a fucktard. (Insults may differ)

Step 11: Repeat steps 8-10.

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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 12:14 AM       
i think your math's a lil off schimid
but your hotness makes up for it
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 02:05 AM       
Fuck you, Mike P. I am the original. You suck....more than me.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 02:23 AM       
I broke rule number 4 too, remember guys...
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
Yeah but that was back when Rule Number 4 said "Don't make a 'Hi I'm new thread,' unless you ROCK!"
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 08:22 AM       
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i think mock should sell shirts saying "i followed rule number 4"...
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 11:08 AM       
This is just the same thread as that other thread and now its ruined.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
Crap. Next time I'm reading the freaking rules. Stupid goddamned me.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
That would be a good idea, fuckface. Now why don't you just rub bullshit on yourself and go into the field and have mad cow sex......WITH COWS!!!
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 09:56 PM       
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i think mock should sell shirts saying "i followed rule number 4"...
HE WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO SELL LIKE 4 OF THEM
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 11:20 PM       
Man, am I glad I never posted on this stupid thread.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 11:21 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
Everyone is so worried about Rule #4 that they have completely overlooked RULE #1!!

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1) Malicious remarks in the form of Racism, Sexism, ,Homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated. The whole "you're a faggot, you're retarded, etc etc." simply demonstrates that you're an uncreative halfwit with nothing to say. If you're caught saying that kind of shit, you will be warned once. If it continues, you'll be banned permanently.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
Because your avatar has boobs in it, bitch.

Now just let me TAP that ass! [/blackatude]
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:10 PM       
You don't know me well enough to call me Bitch!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
how about mister then?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
On 2nd thought......just don't call me!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:26 PM       
My name is not Jenny.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:39 PM       
I refuse to allow anyone from Ohio call me names!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 06:42 PM       
Your getting warmer.
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