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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 07:02 PM        And you thought Leonardo Dicaprio was bad...
I recently learned of a goof of a movie titled "Titanic: The Animated Movie" or "Titanic: The Legend Continues". I am not making this movie up. It's animated (duh) and made by Italian director Camillo Teti who (a) supposedly used to do porn movies and (b) told the animators to blatently copy as many cartoon characters as possible when drawing the film. As a result, it feels like Disney decided to do a kid-friendly version of The Titanic while they were on acid.

The whole thing's on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOX7U...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_7wS...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE4cK...eature=related

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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 09:44 PM       
Rog should review it.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 10:14 PM       
Yeah, the rapping dog alone would probably give good mileage.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 10:33 PM       
That's terrifying.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 07:07 AM       
I would consider watching it if not for that dumb commentary all the way through.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 11:02 AM       
I like Leonardo DiCaprio
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 12:16 PM       
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I would consider watching it if not for that dumb commentary all the way through.
You mean those notes that come up? Yeah, I couldn't find a version on YouTube that was without any sort of commentary.

Oh yes, and apparently the version I found was considered the "better" version. The other version included a scene at the beginning of the Titanic sinking (so basically the movie was a large flashback, with several smaller flashbacks taking place) and a less comprehensible version of the dog's rap.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 05:52 PM       
Nvm, found a version without the commentary. It's the American version though, so it's worse (yes, that's apparently possible)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlQq7aDjWqU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfA0X...eature=related

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLfnY...eature=related
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 08:38 PM       
That Guy With The Glasses reviewed this hunk of shit a while back.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
man i heard leonardo dicaprio was remaking some movie and i was absolutely outraged about it i think.

i think it was, "They live"
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
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That Guy With The Glasses reviewed this hunk of shit a while back.
You mean Nostolgia Critic? That's how I learned about it (as did most people). My brother sees all the reviews that guy does. One night, my dad's flipping through the channels and the Titanic movie's on and my brother says "Did you know that some Italian guy made an animated version of "The Titanic"?" and I thought, well that's not so odd.

Then he said, "It had a rapping dog in it", and I thought "Say wah...?"
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 10:18 PM       
I think Dicaprio gets a bad rap. Yeah titanic was a gag fest but guy has had some good movies.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 07:08 AM       
ZeldaQueen, I think you need to just get over this rapping dog.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 10:16 AM       
Why is everyone so clumsy I wonder?


Anyways, I seen an old Titanic film from the 50s or 60s. It wa sin black-and-white, the movie ending with a model titanic hitting what appears to be a styrofoam iceberg with the boat exploding in the end while a bunch of children are playing a sad song.

I don't know what's better that or the two guys hitting their legs on the rudder in the DiCaprio film.
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 11:04 PM       
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You mean Nostolgia Critic?
Yea, him. My favorite review of his is the American Godzilla one.
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 03:30 AM       
oh its the neverending story that he's redoing ;/

oooh, and a live action of akira :O where he plays both tetsuo and kaneda. looks like he is doing a vonneguht movie too ;/ crazy pies. the only vonneguht movie i saw didn't really capture the humor in the same way...
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 11:26 AM       
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Yea, him. My favorite review of his is the American Godzilla one.
I've only seen that one. I'm seriously going to look up some other ones when I'm able though. That review I'll have to keep a watch for.
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