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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 07:24 PM       
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 07:41 PM       
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 08:34 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 01:58 AM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 08:40 AM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 02:59 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 02:59 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 03:06 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 04:01 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 04:42 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 04:43 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 04:45 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 09:53 PM       
Is it worse to grab someone's dick and karate-chop it?

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Is it worse to hug someone while the both of you are naked?
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 12:21 AM       
I think it would be worse if you grabbed someone and karate-chopped them with a dick.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 03:53 AM       
it is def. worse to karate chop a d*ck after grabbing it

and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 05:09 AM       
so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 05:14 AM       
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so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?


Normally when fighting giant buff men with huge erections, I opt for the dick suplex. It's like a regular suplex, but you grab them by the dick instead of the shoulders/arms.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 05:15 AM       
A Dickplex, if you will.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 05:23 AM       
I was just locked out of my house for about an hour.

In the fucking rain.


The Dickplex is a very demoralizing move, but nude hugging hurts more in the long run.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 05:29 AM       
I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O

plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 05:33 AM       
That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.

HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED?
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 05:48 AM       
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I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O

plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient.
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HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED?
I don't know, I think I would be smiling. I think if men have to fight naked, they have to grease up completely in motor oil.

Speaking of that, I always wanted to get naked and apply tons of the thickest grease I could find all over me. Then I would run as fast as I could just to slide across a Wal-Mart or something. During peak shopping hours.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 06:09 AM       
"What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?"

I think that lends credibility to my theory of homosexuality ;o
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and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better
Front to front.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 03:50 PM       
more like: DICK TO DICK or if one of you is taller DICK TO BELLY BUTTON

it doesn't get much gayer than crossing dicks!
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