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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 05:31 PM        Should've Used The Stairs
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Southwest....ap/index.html

Hitoshi Nikaidoh, 35, was stepping into a second-floor elevator at Christus St. Joseph Hospital Saturday morning when the doors suddenly closed, pinning his shoulders. His head was severed when the elevator car moved upward.

A hospital employee witnessed the accident and spent about 20 minutes trapped inside the elevator before firefighters rescued her. She was treated for shock in the hospital's emergency room, hospital spokeswoman India Chumney Hancock said.

Harris County medical examiners were conducting an inquiry into the accident. Police said earlier that maintenance crews had worked on the elevators during the week.

The entire elevator bank was pulled from operation until the investigation is complete.

Nikaidoh graduated in 2003 from the University of Texas-Houston Medical School.

Elevators and escalators kill about 30 and injure about 17,100 people each year in the United States, according to data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Consumer Product Safety Commission.


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This would be funnier if the guy who lost his head was obese. Then we could make many creative and probably hilarious fat jokes.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 07:09 PM       
Escalators have scared me since I fell down while riding one as a child. And elevators are common feature in my nightmares.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
Elevators are tunnel-like, which represents vaginas in the subconcious. :O
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
Sounds like that movie where people die alot and death is after them and they keep trying to escape but the lady gets her head cut off by an elevator. Final Destination?
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 09:37 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
You know what's great about that story? hospital spokeswoman India Chumney Hancock. I'm having my legal name changed to "Hospital Spokeswoman India Chumney Hancock".
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 01:21 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
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