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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 06:50 PM        You Know What I LOVE?
When the girl you're basically in love with tells you about the mind-blowing sex she has with her boyfriend.

Anyone wanna just kill me, please?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:04 PM       
If you're talking about Up_shut, get over it.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:17 PM       
It's good to have threads like this. It makes me feel better about myself.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:20 PM       
I'd rather kill OAO.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:28 PM       
Okay it's time for fartinmowlers metaphores

James is like a banana...but instead of eating it she grabs it and squeezes it until it's all over her hand and say's "are you gonna get me a tissue or what"?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 08:02 PM       
my girlfriend has told me about her past experiences before. it made me sick. i felt like tracking those guys down.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 08:14 PM       
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If you're talking about Up_shut, get over it.
It's not. Thankfully, Up_Shut is a great girl, with the common decency to not really go into explicit detail about her sex life. Unless it's with me.

Fartin's metaphor sounds about right.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 10:02 PM       
She's probably lying about it all since it is online. Feel any better?
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 12:01 AM       
I think you should rape her, James. And then demand that she make you a sandwich.
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 01:50 AM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 09:49 AM       
I bet he gets her so hot that she cums like 10 times. :/
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 11:23 AM       
Remember when Wreck used to be cool? Now he's like the male version of Lotida.
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
He just has old poster anger/resentment/kill-all-these-fucks-that-are- here-now syndrome, like many of us have.

And it could have been worse James, she could have had a web cam set up and be showing you 'look at the great sex I'm having with someone who isn't you'.
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 12:51 PM       
So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
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Scratch and sniff
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 07:11 PM       
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So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?

Hiiii James, my name is Courtney:

If you want to watch me have sex with your best friend from the sixth grade, click on Gallery #1.

If you want to watch me have sex with the retarded boy down the street, press Gallery #2.

If you want to watch me have sex with your high school wood shop teacher, press Gallery #3.

... and so on.
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
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So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?
haha james sure is a virgin right guys!
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 09:15 PM       
Instead of bitching why dont you read up on oral sex or male kegel excersices so that when you finally get a signifigant other you'll be able to make her torture her intelectual whore with details of your prowess in bed.

OR IS THIS A REALLY ELABORATE JOKE THAT NONE OF US GET YET??? :o
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Old Mar 5th, 2004, 01:02 AM       
dude you all gotta read this http://www.laddertheory.com/
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Old Mar 5th, 2004, 01:44 AM       
wow this thread is so without suck


NO OFFENSE JAMES!
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Old Mar 5th, 2004, 01:46 AM       
thanks for changing your avatar CaptainBubba. now i can look at this message board at school and not have to worry about the teacher walking by and seeing your huge wang.

wait...thats Cap'n Crunch
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Old Mar 5th, 2004, 04:52 AM       
Captain bubba has never had any Chinese people in his avatar Mr. Bright.
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Old Mar 5th, 2004, 11:20 AM       
the name's brite...rainbowbrite
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Old Mar 5th, 2004, 11:51 AM       
check yo shit u guys, srsly


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Old Mar 5th, 2004, 05:46 PM       
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I'd rather kill OAO.
AND HIS MASSIVE PENIS!
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