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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 03:04 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 03:16 PM       
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"What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"

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I like this one too:

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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
both of you are fags

just post some kawaii emote glomp each others dicks and get it over with already
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 03:40 PM       
Seriously 7F, WTF?
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 03:46 PM       
Hahaheh 7force will never learn how to insult.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 03:48 PM       
He's black. It's in his dirty genes to insult you.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 04:05 PM       
Then you would think he would be good at it, this is one black person who doesn't frighten me. He's an Africant.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 09:00 PM       
i think the velociraptor must be hidden in the back of the house, can you see the footsteps in the snow?
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
No, it was too secure so they walked away.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
pub i need that pic of big mclargehuge's huge nose in a profile shot. I can't find it. HLP PRZ
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
If Pub were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 09:51 PM       
The windows are the entry point you fool! Secure, my ass!
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
Naw, that guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Raptors are afraid of picture windows.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:06 PM       
Afraid of windows? I think you've got the raptor confused with some other dinosaur because these puppies can open doors.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
I saw it on discovery channel. "If ever attacked by a Raptor, Stand in front of a picture window and wave at them."
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:18 PM       
You do know that Discovery Channel is a network run by Zionists that use it to brainwash and trick simple minded fools like yourself, right?
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:23 PM       
So I not supposed to jump up and down while waving and bang on the glass at them? They said all the movement and noise would frighten them away and if they caught their reflection in the glass they would think you controlled the ghosts of dead raptors and you where a god.
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:38 PM       
while you being like a god for them then it must be fun to have some bestiality sex on a velociraptor female just to experiment but i don't know maybe their sexual organs must be like the one of the birds or the plants (cause they're green) or something, like the tail must be unconfortable
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:45 PM       
Pila,

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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 11:03 PM       
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i've never read this stuff before, but it's pretty funny ;o
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
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Pub, are you trying not to post on this page
Only insofar as I'm pretending it is february 2005 & I've just been banned for posting faked olsen twin nipple. The thread was funny then.

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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 11:22 PM       
We just had a lunar eclipse in California. All Hail Raptor Jesus!
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 11:30 PM       
It got to a point where SmarterChild just became annoyed with me every time I talked to it
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