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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:38 AM        Lamest Super Power
This has probably been done to death, but what do you think is the lamest super power someone could have?

So far the best ones are the power to be a door, and removable limbs that can't do anything when deattached.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 09:19 AM       
Being able to fly, but only while plugged in.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 10:41 AM       
talking to fishes
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:57 PM       
Reminds me of an episode of the Venture Brothers, with the crappy version of powers from the Fantastic 4.

Turn invisible, but just your skin, so everyone sees muscle, fat, bone
Be on fire whenever you are in contact with oxygen. And it hurts.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 03:05 PM       
having a weiner ten feet long
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Old May 13th, 2006, 03:28 PM       
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for a disguise, you can be walking a dog with it.

Making a spot appear on the wall.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 03:33 PM       
The powers that are "rad power, but has disadvantage" shouldn't count.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 04:04 PM       
The ability to walk through walls because if you walk through the wrong one you are outside and you'll go SPLAT
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Old May 13th, 2006, 04:15 PM       
the ability to turn into a baby at will
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Old May 13th, 2006, 04:18 PM       
bullet proof mustache
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Old May 13th, 2006, 05:13 PM       
"Making a spot appear on the wall."

lol is that a piers anthony referance?
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Old May 13th, 2006, 05:24 PM       
This seemed oddly appealing as a lame super power

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have you ever seen those videos where a woman orgasms and she like fires stuff out of her hooch
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Old May 13th, 2006, 05:30 PM       
aye, I use to read Piers Anthony when I was younger. I switched to Pratchett now.

Oh, the ability to shit your weight.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 07:34 PM       
the ability to be as strong as an ant (to beable to life 10 times an ants wight)
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The ability to fire birdseed from your fingertips!
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Old May 13th, 2006, 07:49 PM       
lemon breath.
your breath always smells like lemons.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 07:51 PM       
The ability to grow tumors at will!
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Old May 14th, 2006, 10:16 AM       
The ability to be funny on a message board.
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Old May 14th, 2006, 11:26 AM       
The ability to emit Cancerous radiation INSIDE your body!
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Old May 14th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
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Old May 14th, 2006, 12:23 PM       
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Old May 14th, 2006, 11:01 PM       
The Pwer to See into the past :O
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Old May 15th, 2006, 08:33 AM       
the abilty to make men's clothes fall off
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Old May 17th, 2006, 09:22 AM       
The power of heart along with a monkey
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Old May 17th, 2006, 10:48 AM       
Ability to see through windows. :/
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