Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Movies & Television
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Serp Serp is offline
Forum Virgin
Serp's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2009
Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 08:26 AM        Top 10 horror movies..
I was looking around the forums and didn't see one so I will create one now. What are your top 10 horror movies?
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 05:14 PM       
YOU FIRST NEWB!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 05:41 PM       
Bad Taste
Dead Alive
Bio Zombie
Terror Firmer
Zombie 3 (With the Swash Buckling zombie)
The Crazies
Freddy Vs. Jason (Fire the torpedos!)
The Killer Condom
Jack Frost 2
The Stuff
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.

Last edited by 10,000 Volt Ghost : Mar 2nd, 2009 at 06:14 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Zomboid Zomboid is offline
The Wolf
Zomboid's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 06:22 PM       
STOP ENCOURAGING IT!
__________________

That was very funny. Well done.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 07:20 PM       
fear dot com
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Serp Serp is offline
Forum Virgin
Serp's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2009
Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 10:37 PM       
I'm just asking for peoples top 10... I need to increase my collection and just needed some selections.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 12:44 AM       
Ok, I gotta ask... why did you like Jack Frost 2 better than the original? The original had much better one-liners, better kills and better production value. The sequel, while still amusing (especially with the mini-Jacks), just doesn't compare to it if ya ask me.

Glad to see somebody else appreciates The Stuff though. Great flick.
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
pac-man pac-man is offline
Oozes machismo
pac-man's Avatar
Join Date: May 2008
Location: The High Ground
Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 01:03 AM       
Killer Clowns from Outer Space
The Monster Squad
Jason X
Shaun of the Dead
Army of Darkness
Leprechaun in the Hood
Bride of Chucky
Gremlins
Return of the Living Dead
Anything parodied on MST 3K
__________________
...I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your ass!"
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Babs's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: tri county area
Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 01:25 AM       
Phantasm (Booooooy!)
The Gate, I'm going to have to say Gate 2 is tied for second as well, big deal
Basketcase
Tourist Trap
Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)
Street Trash
Tenebrae
Return of the Living Dead
Pieces
Blood Sucking Freaks
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 06:25 PM       
Fuck horror movies, I'm just in it for the remakes!
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 09:58 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mockery View Post
Ok, I gotta ask... why did you like Jack Frost 2 better than the original? The original had much better one-liners, better kills and better production value. The sequel, while still amusing (especially with the mini-Jacks), just doesn't compare to it if ya ask me.

Glad to see somebody else appreciates The Stuff though. Great flick.
Mainly because Jack 2 was worse. Me and my friends had all watched Jack 1. We all got together and were supposed to make a music video for our media productions class and instead we watched Jack 2 because no one had seen it yet. I have great memories of just watching it. The terrible production value(the Skinamax lense.) how the one guy came back with an eyepatch, the part where he froze the entire tropical island, the super soaker with the laser sights and of course the mini jacks.

Here's hoping for Jack 3!

The Stuff is great, I just love the guy in the beginning who thinks it's a great idea to see how it tastes.

If no one has seen Bio Zombie I highly recommend it. I bought it thinking it was going to be garbage and a laugh fest. Turns out it was actually a pretty cool movie.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
TheBigMan045 TheBigMan045 is offline
mmmm....custom user title
TheBigMan045's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The Great Country of NEW ZEALAND
Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 11:31 PM       
no real order but heres my top 10:
Bad Taste
Evil Dead 2
Halloween 2
Freddy v Jason
The Exorist
Shaun of the Dead
The return of the dead
Dawn of the dead (remake)
Bride Of Chucky
Childs Play

I agree with 10kVG with Bad Taste, Peter Jackson at his cheapest, and funniest
__________________
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Reply With Quote
  #13  
kidneyboy kidneyboy is offline
It's a jelly.
kidneyboy's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Eat your slop.
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 01:35 AM       
okay, here goes:

Dawn of the Dead - original
Evil Dead 1 & 2
Halloween and Halloween 2
Friday the 13th 4
Dead Alive
Redneck Zombies
Shaun of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead - Savini's remake
Zombi
Splatter University
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Geggy Geggy is offline
say what now?
Geggy's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Peebody
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 02:31 AM       
Bubba Ho Tep is a good movie to watch repeatedly.
__________________
enjoy now, regret later
Reply With Quote
  #15  
electric ninja electric ninja is offline
in training
electric ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: behind you
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 04:57 AM       
In no particular order

Evil dead
Halloween
Army of darkness
Brain dead a.k.a dead alive
Black sheep
Dawn of the dead (original)
the Blob (also original)
Planet terror
Alien
the Thing
__________________
The best part of schizophrenia is that i always have some one to talk to.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 04:59 AM       
The first day I got Bad Taste I must've watched it at least 3 times in a row I was so impressed with it.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Babs's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: tri county area
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 07:31 AM       
Bad Taste is like the only good movie with Harry Potter in it.
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 08:11 AM       
Then you haven't seen the original Troll.
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Babs's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: tri county area
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 08:41 AM       
I totally forgot about Harry Potter, how could of I forgotten... and Julia Dreyfus

Harry Potter meets Seinfield, that's all I can think about now. Krammer comes in to see Jerry but instead he finds Sonny Bono turning into a giant pile of green shit and what looks to be George wandering around, sweating, reading a magazine.....naked.
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 4th, 2009, 11:04 AM       
1)Ju-on, the V-Cinema release, for sheer creepiness (fuck the stupid Grudge shit)
2)Battle Royale
3)Ebola Syndrome (second only in fuck-upedness to Ichi the Killer, which I don't consider horror)
4)Friday the 13th Part VIII- Jason Takes Manhattan (sentimental value, it's my favorite Jason)
5) Uzumaki (there's one scene that I know damn well is coming and it makes me jump every single time)
6)The Dawn of the Dead remake (with zoombies)/ Shaun of the Dead (tie)
7) Popcorn and Shocker, tied (blast from the past)
8) It (jeebus gods was Tim Curry good, but I can't bring myself to watch it too often so it's hard to call it a favorite)
9) Silent Night, Deadly Night
10) Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou

There are some that are warm fuzzies for me and don't quite make the list, like the Ghoulies and Critters series. Also, I'm a purist about my J-Horror and don't consider it all horror, so I left Suicide Circle and stuff like that off.
Reply With Quote
  #21  
TheBigMan045 TheBigMan045 is offline
mmmm....custom user title
TheBigMan045's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The Great Country of NEW ZEALAND
Old Mar 7th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
wouldnt really call it a horror movie, (Has one or two freaky parts) more of a black comedy but meet the feebles is an extremley twisted movie with puppets. The muppets on crack basically
__________________
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Old Mar 7th, 2009, 10:51 PM       
My absolute favorite horror movie of all time is John Carpenter's "Prince Of Darkness". There never has and never will be a horror movie that tops that flick as far as I'm concerned.

That being said, here are some other horror movies that definitely make my favorites list (naturally, I've featured a most of them on the site before in some capacity):

-Phantasm 1 & 2 (absolutely original and manages to be both funny and truly creepy)

-A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (my favorite in the series)

-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (such a fun flick and a great concept, you just gotta ignore the whole "it's not about Michael Myers" thing and accept that it's a stand-alone film)

-JAWS (sharks are awesome and any movie that manages to scare people about even setting foot in the water is aok in my book. Furthermore, Quint is one of the all-time greatest silver screen characters)

-Jack Frost (still one of the funniest horror comedies I've ever seen. Totally indie and underrated)

-Silent Night, Deadly Night (another extremely entertaining holiday horror flick that everybody should see. Punish!)

-Dark Night of the Scarecrow (a very creepy made for TV movie that gave myself and many other kids nightmares when they were younger)

-Night of the Creeps (you'll be hard-pressed to find a better movie about alien life forms infecting your brain and turning you into zombies)

-Dead Alive (screw LOTR, this is Peter Jackson's finest and most insanely gory cinematic work)

-Killer Klowns From Outer Space (cotton candy cocoons to store dead humans in? Genuis.)

-Day of the Dead (my favorite Romero flick and Bub the zombie rules)

-The Toxic Avenger (part horror, part comedy, all awesome and as indie as they come.)

-The Blob (the remake in 1989 is an absolute classic and it's extremely over the top with the gore in some scenes)
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Babs's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: tri county area
Old Mar 8th, 2009, 12:11 AM       
Excellent choices for Phantasm amazing movies. I know I didn't list Dead Alive or Bad Taste (my favorites) but I love them more than anything. The first Jack Frost is a brilliant decision but it didn't quite make my top ten but never the less it's some classic cheese.
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Mar 8th, 2009, 08:15 AM       
The whole "flying silver orb of death" concept really fucked with me as a kid. I saw them in my peripheral vision a lot.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
MarioRPG MarioRPG is offline
I hate this hacker crap!
MarioRPG's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Old Mar 8th, 2009, 03:12 PM       
Dead Alive. YES.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:11 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.