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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 09:23 AM       
Great pitching last night from .... Blanton and Lester??
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 12:27 PM       
http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/new...=.jsp&c_id=stl

Albert Pujols is simply unstoppable. I've watched this about nine times just because of Ohka's reaction at the crack of the bat.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 11:13 PM       
Phils are in the midst of interleague play, where they traditionally suck big hairy monkey balls. They do not disappoint, losing their last 5 in a row, and 7 out of 8 against the AL East.

Dammit.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:38 AM       
They can suck in regular season interleague play all they want. As long as they don't suck against the American League post season it doesn't matter.
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Old Jun 28th, 2009, 10:16 PM       
They had to win the last two games aganst the Jays to finish 6-12 in interleague play. Worst record in interleague play for a reigning World Series champ since interleague play began.

No matter how you slice it, that's some bad baseball.
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 02:28 PM       
Yeah, but aren't you guys missing half your pitching staff or something?
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 10:35 PM       
Just Brett Myers now.
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 03:59 PM       
This is old but I still loves it because Milwaukee players tend to be plump...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...e_fielder_keep
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 06:45 AM       


That reminds me of the words of the immortal Jim Fregosi talking about John Kruk, the first baseman for the '93 Phillies (now ESPN commentator):

"Boy, he sure does hit good fat, doesn't he?"
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 03:22 AM       
From last year's baseball thread:

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Yesterday, from Omar Minaya:

"Willie has my support. He has the support of our ownership. Willie's job was never in danger going into this meeting."

Kiss of Death - the "Vote of Confidence". He'll be gone by the 4th of July.
Randolph was fired on June 17th. Now this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4342683

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I want you to be our general manager, and I want Jerry [Manuel] to be our manager.
What goes around, comes around.
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Old Jul 21st, 2009, 11:53 PM       
10 in a row for the Phils. Woo. Hoo.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 10:53 AM       
hey is anyone besides me really psyched that the sox have finally stopped winning the world series? just sayin
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 05:50 PM       
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hey is anyone besides me really psyched that the sox have finally stopped winning the world series? just sayin
I'd say everyone other then Geggy is
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 05:25 PM       
MARK BUEHLRE OF THE WHITE SOX PITCHED A PERFECT GAME TODAY

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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 06:41 PM       
It is a great time to be a Mets fan. Just fan-fucking-tastic.


Seriously, is Omar Minaya on the Phillies' payroll? Maybe the Yankees?
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 10:01 PM       
They usually wait until the off-season to fire the General Manager. I hope for your case, EB that this time, they make an exception.
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Old Jul 28th, 2009, 10:05 PM       
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This is something that has happened less times in baseball history than the perfect game
And 9 out of the 13 were on teams in what is now the AL Eastern Division.

Seriously, I initially thought you were referring to the fact that the Nationals won a game.
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Old Jul 29th, 2009, 12:02 AM       
I won't call for a man's job...

but if they do make a move, I suggest trying to move Minaya to Bernezar's job (he is a good scout) and trying to lure Depodesta from the Padres.

I know that would piss off certain people, but fuck Joe Morgan and Bill Plashke.
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Old Jul 29th, 2009, 07:32 PM       
Good news for the Colonel

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slu...yhoo&type=lgns

Cy Young pitcher, AND a not to shabby left fielder for 'prospects'.

Looks like the Dodgers won't just walk into the World Series so easily now.
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Old Jul 29th, 2009, 10:10 PM       
More like GREAT NEWS!!

The only question is how will they do with four lefty starters. On the other hand, they are able to keep Drabek, Happ, Taylor and Brown.
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The only question is how will they do with four lefty starters.
That will be an issue I wager.
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 03:03 PM       
Maybe Happ can learn how to "switch-pitch"?

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